Definitions by WEBSTER

eatee

what an eater eats

The eater can not eat the eatee.

eatee by Webster April 5, 2003

pre-emailasculation 

The act of mixing multiple threads of conversation into an email discussion. Thereby causing sensitive information to be sent to an invalid party. Note: this is typically considered a fo-pa on the part of the original thread mixer. Exception: When the 2 threads are not related then the fo-pa is credited to the original violator. Responding to the original thread correctly is hereby the responsibilty of the respondee.

john caused emailasculation when he decided to have two converstaions at once but Wayne committed pre-emailasculation when he responded.

pre-emailasculation by Webster April 4, 2003

Ersh

A term used to add emphasize approval or disapproval of something. Can be said quickly to express excitement, or slowly to express displeasure.

James: "Hey Derek, wanna catch a shitflick, then hit the Pink Pony?"
Derek: "ERSH! You bet the fuck I do James!"

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Derek: "Damn, what is that smell?"
Danya: "I just dropped a deuce in your bathroom"
Derek: "You asshole...errrshhhhh!"

Ersh by Webster March 31, 2003

Blast Off 

Having to take a mighty shit in someone else's toilet in there house, and hoping they don't smell it before you leave.

"After that cup of coffee, I need to blast off in Danya's shitter!"

Blast Off by Webster March 31, 2003

escared 

When something on your computer or electronic has scared you shitless.

"Damn yo, that email escared the shit outta me!"

"You see that movie Virus? Yo, the robot at the end was escary!"

escared by Webster March 31, 2003

green lantern 

When you flick a giant booger on someones car headlights.

James: "Danya said you were late today."
Derek: "He's a chump, I gave him the green lantern anyway!"
James: "Hahahahaha!"
Derek: "Bwahahahaa!"

green lantern by Webster March 31, 2003

Jollies 

Pleasure. The act of enjoying something, or engaging in a pleasent experience. Similar to getting off.

I get my jollies from watching two chicks get it on!

Jollies by Webster March 29, 2003