WEBSTER's definitions

pre-emailasculation

The act of mixing multiple threads of conversation into an email discussion. Thereby causing sensitive information to be sent to an invalid party. Note: this is typically considered a fo-pa on the part of the original thread mixer. Exception: When the 2 threads are not related then the fo-pa is credited to the original violator. Responding to the original thread correctly is hereby the responsibilty of the respondee.

john caused emailasculation when he decided to have two converstaions at once but Wayne committed pre-emailasculation when he responded.

by Webster April 4, 2003

web-pun

More users with etiquete will hold
off divulging a pun on the web until all addressed members have had sufficient time to respond to it. This allows the receiver plenty of time to be harrassed or abused. Once the receiver of pun is no longer amused
(we call this a "lethal web-pun) then we may divulged that false-hood of the pun.

Betty was trying to keep porn from her email and a Ralph told her a false way to do this. Ralph committed a "web-pun". Betty was getting angry. Now Ralph's dirty deed became a "Lethal web-pun.

by Webster May 13, 2003

silence

davids middle name. he wrote the book on silence

david silence cast.....

by webster January 13, 2005

dot net

An adjectival suffix appended to conveny dissapointment or condemnation when describing something of marginal or limited value or quality.

(Derived from the perceived disparity in the value or quality of websites ending in .com vs .net)

Individual A: "Kimmie thinks this bar is cool, but everyone here is fat and boring."
Individual B: "Yeah, cool... dot net."

by webster April 13, 2005

Ersh

A term used to add emphasize approval or disapproval of something. Can be said quickly to express excitement, or slowly to express displeasure.

James: "Hey Derek, wanna catch a shitflick, then hit the Pink Pony?"
Derek: "ERSH! You bet the fuck I do James!"

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Derek: "Damn, what is that smell?"
Danya: "I just dropped a deuce in your bathroom"
Derek: "You asshole...errrshhhhh!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

gay chicken

A game where two people of the same sex (and preferably straight) put their faces closer and closer until one of them chickens out. If none of them do, then they get closer until they kiss.

My gf played gay chicken and she thought it wouldn't be cheating. Fucking bitch.

by Webster March 6, 2004

aneehoo

(1)the transitional statement used when a conversation has been exhausted of its interest. (2) the call for a change of subject.

by webster September 29, 2003