7 definitions by Vulva Hammer
I got hit in the junkular region by a line drive.
or
I accidentally got part of my junkular region caught in my zipper.
or
I accidentally got part of my junkular region caught in my zipper.
by Vulva Hammer May 3, 2010
A display of macho posturing. Most often perpetrated by an individual of the lowest testicular caliber.
"Check out that fucker with the napoleon complex working the nutflex on the bouncer....what a douche."
by Vulva Hammer September 21, 2010
by Vulva Hammer June 27, 2011
1. slang for penis or dildo which has been or will be used in anal sex.
2. an excellent name for people who fuck others over. (see prick, asshole, douche and their variant forms)
2. an excellent name for people who fuck others over. (see prick, asshole, douche and their variant forms)
1. i work at a porn store selling handcuffs and butt wands to people.
2. my boss at the porn store is a total butt wand.
2. my boss at the porn store is a total butt wand.
by Vulva Hammer April 17, 2011
by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010
Your mom is a total wang scabbard.
by Vulva Hammer April 12, 2010
an instrument similar to the air guitar...played in a similar fashion but utilizing a stroking motion instead of a strumming motion.
by Vulva Hammer October 17, 2010