bench

The combination of a bitch and a wench. Used for emphasis, being that it puts two words of equal meaning together. Could possibly be used as a euphemism.

Bitch + Wench = Bench

Shut up you stupid bench.

by VooDooXII November 27, 2007

Eminem

Eminiem is not a rapper...he's a comedian with a record deal.

Feminist women love Eminem chigga chigga chigga "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who,"

"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

by VooDooXiI November 01, 2006

Manders

An endearing short-form of the name Amanda.

Aw...Manders is the cutest!

by VooDooXII April 12, 2007

prat

An English term for "ass", also used to descibe someone as stupid and arrogant.

"No, I lose all bets to the bookies. You can't change fighters at the last minute, so no, I don't have my fight do I, you fucking prat?"

-Alan Ford as "Brick Top" Polford in 'Snatch'

by VooDooXII August 23, 2006

lucky cigarette

An excuse not to give your last cigarette away.

Your "lucky" is a cigarette that you turn upside-down first before smoking any others in the pack, and is intended to be the last cigarette of the pack that you smoke.

This is only one of many possible reasons behind the lucky cigarette.

Thing 1: "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
Thing 2: "Sorry...I've only got my lucky cigarette."

by VooDooXII February 18, 2009

Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

by VooDooXII May 28, 2008

(\X/)

An emoticon used to represent the Volkswagen logo.

I drive a (\X/) Golf TDi...it's not a rocket but I get 50 mpg!

by VooDooXII September 13, 2006