Von Mannshaft 's definitions
The mascot for scat loving freaks everywhere. He rates Scat Porn all across the internet and loves every second of it. Type his name into google and you shall witness the horror that is indeed, SCAT RAT.
Bro: Dude, check this out!
Dude: Is it scat rat approved?
Bro: Um, what?
Dude: If the Scat Rat hasn't approved it, then i can't groove it.
Dude: Is it scat rat approved?
Bro: Um, what?
Dude: If the Scat Rat hasn't approved it, then i can't groove it.
by Von Mannshaft February 23, 2009
Get the Scat Ratmug. by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009
Get the Americamug. basically, where you want to stick your pork sword into a steamy pile of dooky. Mainly because you're just that awesome. And you are related to the two girls in that one cup movie. :D
Chris: I'm so Asian.
Garrett: Oh dear.
Chris: What?
Garrett: You asians are known for you poop fetish ways. You bastards...
Garrett: Oh dear.
Chris: What?
Garrett: You asians are known for you poop fetish ways. You bastards...
by Von Mannshaft March 9, 2009
Get the poop fetishmug. A sex move, where at the brink of climax, the man removes his 'junk' (lolz) from which ever hole he's chosen to pillage, put his dick on his wrist facing forward, and when he shoots a load off he makes his hands look like Spiderman's hands...this way it looks like you're shooting a think web outta your wrist.
yeah...
it's pretty fuckin' hot, no?
yeah...
it's pretty fuckin' hot, no?
by Von Mannshaft March 18, 2009
Get the Spidermanmug. The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009
Get the California Hot Pocketmug. When you crap off a high-dive onto the girl sprawled out in the empty pool hundreds of feet below. When the turd finally reaches the girl below, it hits her body with such velocity that it leaves a massive bruse resembleing a crator from a bomb. If several truds hit the girl, then it lookes like a B-52 plane just flew over and dropped several bombs in a row.
this act is almost comletly only preformed in Japan, hense the name.
this act is almost comletly only preformed in Japan, hense the name.
by Von Mannshaft December 9, 2008
Get the Japanese Bombing Runmug. (Also known as SAS Syndrom)
An illness in which your throat splits off to form another passage way. So now you have one for air, one for food, and a newly formed throat-hole for sookin' deeks (Throating wieners). This new esophagus extends from the mouth to the rectum, and in some cases, a man with a MASSIVE 10 ft long wiener case stick in all the way down and out your butt. Thereby making you a shish kabob....
**SAS Almost always occurs in: Gypsys, whores, Gypsy Whores, prostitues, prostitots, and Whore dogs named Ginger...
An illness in which your throat splits off to form another passage way. So now you have one for air, one for food, and a newly formed throat-hole for sookin' deeks (Throating wieners). This new esophagus extends from the mouth to the rectum, and in some cases, a man with a MASSIVE 10 ft long wiener case stick in all the way down and out your butt. Thereby making you a shish kabob....
**SAS Almost always occurs in: Gypsys, whores, Gypsy Whores, prostitues, prostitots, and Whore dogs named Ginger...
Bill: Dude!
Dude: What?
Bill: did you here about Garrett?
Dude: no! what??!!
Bill: He came down with a nasty case of shish kabob of shame syndrom from throating too many dicks.
Dude:...word?
Dude: What?
Bill: did you here about Garrett?
Dude: no! what??!!
Bill: He came down with a nasty case of shish kabob of shame syndrom from throating too many dicks.
Dude:...word?
by Von mannshaft March 18, 2009
Get the Shish Kabob of Shame Syndrommug.