rawdogging

having sex without a condom

Player 1: "I was rawdogging it last night."
Player 2: "Please don't touch me."
Player 1: "I won't."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

used tampon

the penis of a bachelor who fornicates with people and refuses to restrict itself to only one person forever, a playboy

"A fornicator tried to hit me in my private parts with his used tampon. I ducked his used tampon and it didn't touch me. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. It won't work."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

password

things people use to secure their account

"I use my password"
"Great. Can I use your password, too?"
"No. That's none of your fucking business!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

january

a catholic, ecclesiastical, civil pagan diety that they worship by naming one month out of every year, honoring it by putting it on their gregorian calendar.

"Poseidon loves january"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

white girl

any and every female girl woman child or infant that is surnamed White

Barry White's daughter is a White girl. Barry and his wife made love. No shame.

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Rebekah

A woman from the Bible who was married to Isaac and she only "knew" one man with whom she produced fraternal twins (Jacob later called Israel and Esau later called the white man)

A virgin (never married) and untouched (never had sex) until after she was married to Isaac.

Rebekah never allowed her husband to have a second wife after her, no concubines, she is always the first wife, and the only wife.

Rebekah did not give Isaac any other woman to wife.

by Vita Smart April 14, 2023

used tampon

a penis that goes from human being to different, new human holes, seeking stress relief spreading bodily fluids, feelings, and disease between people and groups of people who made direct and indirect contact with their used tampon

Man 1: "Dude, you just had sex with Felicia last night. Now you're going into Norma Jean tonight. What are you? A used tampon?"

Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."

Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."

Man 2: "So. I don't care."

Man 1: "You're disgusting."

Man 2: smiles

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022