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something that Black men made up, gave it to white people, and white people worship it as their own god
"I already gave you everything."
"Naw, man, you're holding out on me. There's got to be something more than this!"
"Nope. You got all of it."
"Naw, man, you're holding out on me. There's got to be something more than this!"
"Nope. You got all of it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Get the everything mug.1) any person who has more than one sex partner in their entire lifetime
2) any person who more than one sex partner has seen them naked for their entire lifetime
3) any person who got naked for strangers in a public, semi-public, or private place such as a hotel room
this includes strippers, paid prostitutes, people who can't shut it the fuck up, and people who have casual sex with random people (even people they knew for a year) without being married first
4) anyone who put my name in their mouth and we both know that we are not together
5) anyone who doesn't talk about me after I told them not to talk about me and to keep my name out their mouth like my obedient little hoe
6) desperate, thirsty people who would do ANYTHING to be with the person or people who hate their guts and who hate their family and their relatives too
keep my name up out your mouth
2) any person who more than one sex partner has seen them naked for their entire lifetime
3) any person who got naked for strangers in a public, semi-public, or private place such as a hotel room
this includes strippers, paid prostitutes, people who can't shut it the fuck up, and people who have casual sex with random people (even people they knew for a year) without being married first
4) anyone who put my name in their mouth and we both know that we are not together
5) anyone who doesn't talk about me after I told them not to talk about me and to keep my name out their mouth like my obedient little hoe
6) desperate, thirsty people who would do ANYTHING to be with the person or people who hate their guts and who hate their family and their relatives too
keep my name up out your mouth
"my best friend is hoe, he had sex with three girls in one night all at the same time, his penis must be tired, they'd better get tested for STD's and get on the antibiotics"
by Vita Smart November 11, 2022
Get the hoe mug.Esau, the profane white man as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
Get the Fornicator mug.A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Cat mug.someone who descends from ishmael, the son of Abraham and his wife's egyptian slave called hagar.
eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.
contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.
their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.
they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.
you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.
their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.
they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.
they will say that they don't eat pork.
eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.
contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.
their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.
they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.
you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.
their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.
they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.
they will say that they don't eat pork.
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
Get the ishmaelite mug.people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Get the doing your mom mug."Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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