Definitions by Vita Smart

rawdogging 

having sex without a condom

Player 1: "I was rawdogging it last night."
Player 2: "Please don't touch me."
Player 1: "I won't."

rawdogging by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter 

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE

"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."

ida slapter by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

poseidon 

fake

"You are so poseidon"
"No I'm not you're poseidon!"

poseidon by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter 

the white man who slapped her and now he's lying about it by calling himself ida slapter

"Ida slapter except I did slap her and that's why I'm in prison doing time to think about that."

ida slapter by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

ida slapter 

a white man who has no idea who just did that to him

Man 1: "Ida slapter except I didn't know who she is and I'm still trying to find her azz."
Man 2: "Well honey, you actually don't like her enough to slap her, so why don't you just slap me?"
Man 1: "I'd love to!"

ida slapter by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

everything

something that Black men made up, gave it to white people, and white people worship it as their own god

"I already gave you everything."
"Naw, man, you're holding out on me. There's got to be something more than this!"
"Nope. You got all of it."

everything by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

poseidon 

catholic, pagan, fake faleshood holding a pitchform which is supposed to be the ruler of water, earthquakes, and horses but it's not because it's actually a made-up story that was invented in grease, it's just hair grease, no not really, it came from the country they call greece, its called greek

"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."

poseidon by Vita Smart July 27, 2022