penis of ill-repute
Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. 1) any person who has more than one sex partner in their entire lifetime
2) any person who more than one sex partner has seen them naked for their entire lifetime
3) any person who got naked for strangers in a public, semi-public, or private place such as a hotel room
this includes strippers, paid prostitutes, people who can't shut it the fuck up, and people who have casual sex with random people (even people they knew for a year) without being married first
4) anyone who put my name in their mouth and we both know that we are not together
5) anyone who doesn't talk about me after I told them not to talk about me and to keep my name out their mouth like my obedient little hoe
6) desperate, thirsty people who would do ANYTHING to be with the person or people who hate their guts and who hate their family and their relatives too
keep my name up out your mouth
2) any person who more than one sex partner has seen them naked for their entire lifetime
3) any person who got naked for strangers in a public, semi-public, or private place such as a hotel room
this includes strippers, paid prostitutes, people who can't shut it the fuck up, and people who have casual sex with random people (even people they knew for a year) without being married first
4) anyone who put my name in their mouth and we both know that we are not together
5) anyone who doesn't talk about me after I told them not to talk about me and to keep my name out their mouth like my obedient little hoe
6) desperate, thirsty people who would do ANYTHING to be with the person or people who hate their guts and who hate their family and their relatives too
keep my name up out your mouth
"my best friend is hoe, he had sex with three girls in one night all at the same time, his penis must be tired, they'd better get tested for STD's and get on the antibiotics"
by Vita Smart November 11, 2022
Get the hoemug. something that Black men made up, gave it to white people, and white people worship it as their own god
"I already gave you everything."
"Naw, man, you're holding out on me. There's got to be something more than this!"
"Nope. You got all of it."
"Naw, man, you're holding out on me. There's got to be something more than this!"
"Nope. You got all of it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Get the everythingmug. the pagan descendants of elam, also called indian, east indian, west indian who has no right to miscegenate with Israelites, it is prohibited
they come in all shapes and colors but generally have brown skin, dark eyes, and straight black hair
they have all levels of education and socioeconomic background, don't try to identify them based on their income level
their country has a caste system that classifies them by their socio-economic status
they like to put on henna tattoos and throw colored dust at each other during their pagan celebration
they worship fake idols made of all different materials (dross, wood, metal, etc) in their hindu temples, in their mosques, and in their own homes; their religions include sikhism, buddhism, jainism, christianity, islam; they also practice judaism, zoroastrianism, and the baha'i' faith.
you will find them working at the office in technology, science, or at the local indian restaurant
their men like to throw battery acid in their women's faces to disfigure her and some of their men marry their women just to ruin her hymen and then quickly divorce her to make her poor, husbandless, and undesired for re-marriage
they are generally with everyone but everyone is not with them but they don't care and they do what they want to do
they come in all shapes and colors but generally have brown skin, dark eyes, and straight black hair
they have all levels of education and socioeconomic background, don't try to identify them based on their income level
their country has a caste system that classifies them by their socio-economic status
they like to put on henna tattoos and throw colored dust at each other during their pagan celebration
they worship fake idols made of all different materials (dross, wood, metal, etc) in their hindu temples, in their mosques, and in their own homes; their religions include sikhism, buddhism, jainism, christianity, islam; they also practice judaism, zoroastrianism, and the baha'i' faith.
you will find them working at the office in technology, science, or at the local indian restaurant
their men like to throw battery acid in their women's faces to disfigure her and some of their men marry their women just to ruin her hymen and then quickly divorce her to make her poor, husbandless, and undesired for re-marriage
they are generally with everyone but everyone is not with them but they don't care and they do what they want to do
"The elamite makes chutney"
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
Get the elamitemug. by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. 
a) male who would say anything just to have sex with anyone, male or female, and after they get the sex from that person they will then either
1) stop calling, or
2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or
3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet
b) male who is not in control of his own household
c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man
d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me"
e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it"
f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated
g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care
h) men who change themselves for sex
i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
1) stop calling, or
2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or
3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet
b) male who is not in control of his own household
c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man
d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me"
e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it"
f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated
g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care
h) men who change themselves for sex
i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
Man: "I'm a strict buddhist. I don't believe in killing anything. I'm a pacifist. I hate guns. I went vegan. I workout every day. I love working out. I just lost that last 10 pounds. I was working real hard on that. Look at my thighs."
Woman: "I love meat. I'm a christian. I believe in Jesus and my 9 millimeter handguns. I think it's perfectly fine to kill someone if that's what the mood called for me to do. I don't workout. I like to watch tv and eat bacon all day long. I'm 100 pounds overweight."
Man: "Wow. I like meat too. I was just telling my friend the other day that I was considering the church. I hate working out. Let's get some bacon, a steak, crab legs for dinner so we can watch netflix, and chill together. And I want extra butter on the popcorn"
Woman: "Sounds great. Meet you at 10pm. Bring the food and your password. Simp." rolls her eyes.
Man: "Yeah, I know I'm a simp. That is kinda fucked up but what can I say I want some pussy real bad. It's been a long time." except he would never actually say that to her at all and it's up to her to see through all of that or else help him end up as an overweight, unhealthy man who doesn't keep up his own standards, a hypocrite.
Woman: "I love meat. I'm a christian. I believe in Jesus and my 9 millimeter handguns. I think it's perfectly fine to kill someone if that's what the mood called for me to do. I don't workout. I like to watch tv and eat bacon all day long. I'm 100 pounds overweight."
Man: "Wow. I like meat too. I was just telling my friend the other day that I was considering the church. I hate working out. Let's get some bacon, a steak, crab legs for dinner so we can watch netflix, and chill together. And I want extra butter on the popcorn"
Woman: "Sounds great. Meet you at 10pm. Bring the food and your password. Simp." rolls her eyes.
Man: "Yeah, I know I'm a simp. That is kinda fucked up but what can I say I want some pussy real bad. It's been a long time." except he would never actually say that to her at all and it's up to her to see through all of that or else help him end up as an overweight, unhealthy man who doesn't keep up his own standards, a hypocrite.
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the simpmug.