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Cannabis Edibles

Marijuana gummies that are sold at dispensaries across America. They take effect within 30 minutes to an hour. It's safer then smoking marijuana, but you get a better high.
I ate cannabis edibles at 420 and within an hour I was totally stoned out of my mind. I was high, had the munchies, and was totally horny. I saw 2001: A Space Odessey, Sesame Street: Bedtime Stories and Songs, and Heavy Metal. I listened to Revolution 9 by the Beatles, Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm clock, and White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. I had the munchies for Mexican food and Pizza with Coca Cola. I played River City Ransom in one setting on the Famicom Classic Mini. I had a big, stiff erection and jacked off to porno. Everything was far out man.
by Viscount Druitt April 13, 2024
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A minor

A pedophile's favourite music note.
Me: So what's R. Kelly's favourite music note?

You: Is it A minor?

Me: You're correct, it's A minor.
by Viscount Druitt May 3, 2023
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Madoff Artist

A con artist who runs a Ponzi Scheme. Named after Wall Street fraudster Bernie Madoff, the man who set a world record for the biggest Ponzi Scheme of $65,000,000,000 and got 150 years in Federal Prison in Butner North Carolina. A Madoff Artist offers to invest your money and promises you 12.5% return on your investments with no risks. It looks good on paper, but he doesn't make investments with any other trading firm and just gives you other "investors'" money. A Madoff Artists keeps his Ponzi Scheme going until there is no more money and the well dries up. When the well dries up that's when the Madoff Artists has no more money to return and people ask for their money to be returned. The scam falls apart and the Madoff Artist get arrested, charged with securities fraud, pleas guilty or takes his chances in court, convicted, and sent to Federal prison.

The moral: Don't let the deadly sin of greed get to you and invest your own money on Wall Street. Invest your own money on Wall Street and accept the risks that come with the territory.
Man 1: That Madoff Artist stole my retirement funds.
Man 2: He did the same thing to me too.....
Protesters: Where's our money? This ain't funny! Where's our money? This ain't funny!
Woman: Give up our money back you Madoff Artist!
by Viscount Druitt December 4, 2020
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Springles

A pairing between Conny Springer and Sasha Braus, or Potato Girl from Attack on Titan.
Springles is Canon.
by Viscount Druitt August 18, 2022
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Wizard of Lies

The 2017 HBO movie staring Robert DeNiro as The Madoff Artist Bernie.
The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.

We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.

- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.

= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))
by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022
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John Herbert

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".
John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.
by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023
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