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A school system that full of exaggerated claims, false hopes, and empty promises. The American public school system is a shitty school system. It is a school system that take in billions of dollars annually, pays no income taxes, and always needs more money. Public school education easily has the biggest bullshit story in the world. With that said most kids would agree that the American public school education system is completely incompetent and just doesn't even give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about kids. If everyone knew that than the American public school education system would be out on the loving, caring ass a long time ago.
This is why a homemaker cannot hold a candle to a high school principal. When it comes to believing in anything public school education says I tried. I really did try. I really did try to believe that public school education was the best education system in the world, I found out that public school education is nothing more that total bullshit. This is why I have a hostile view towards the American public school education system.
by Viscount Druitt February 9, 2020
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Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."
Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.
Roger Ebert said; "Caligula was sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. In the two hours of this film that I saw, there were no scenes of joy, natural pleasure, or good sensual cheer. There was, instead, a nauseating excursion into base and sad fantasies."
Caligula has a cult following since it is a one of a kind.
Caligula: If all of Rome just had one neck.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?
Caligula: Scrot.....
Praetorian Guard: So be it!
Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla
ende.....
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Praetorian Guard: What's the password?
Caligula: Scrot.....
Praetorian Guard: So be it!
Praetorian guards stab Caligula to death and kill his wife, Caesonia, and their daughter Julia Drusilla
ende.....
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