malory 

a fierce, 100%canibal; one who enjoys eating, breathing, and talking about people. though she has a quite goofy side, malory is constantly, canibal(ing).

" gee bud, youre acting like a malory! "

malory by alisa rios January 24, 2008

Malory 

She is one hella of girl, she is very athletic and super outgoing. She tries her best on everything and also can fight, she can be nice when she wants but overall she very is caring. She is also super beautiful and a just an amazing person.

Malory is an amazing person

Malory by How101 December 31, 2019

malörtion 

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019

maloykies 

"i'll put the maloykies on you, you"ll get warts on your face and your hair will fall out"

Weird quote from Standing Ovation

Sister - you suck
Me - Oh yeah well i'll put the maloykies on you!

maloykies by waterbottlemaloykies February 27, 2020

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.

I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

Mallory-Status by everysinglemanintheworld May 9, 2011

Malort 

Formally known as Jeppson's Malört Liquer. A vile adult beverage, usually consumed unfortunately, generally as a punishment. Drank as a shot, sometimes frozen, or used in some sort of fucked up white trash horror movie style drinking game. Tasting notes: Driving through Gary Indiana with your mouth open and head out the window. Overall opinion: This liquor belongs in one place and that is in the mouth of your enemys.

Jesus Christ, not another fucking shot of Malort. That is the most vile fucking shit I have ever tasted. I would rather suck-start a fucking shotgun than drink this shit again.

Malort by I hate Malort September 26, 2020

Malorie 

Malorie is a beautiful girl with a kind heart. She has an adventurous view on life and never gives up, no matter what the world throws at her. She is strong, independent, and very funny. Her friends love her dearly.

You're gonna hear malorie roar

Malorie by Damon Blake December 10, 2016