Goldfish

A fish which most owners underestimate in care.

Person 1: Heard you got a goldfish. Where's the fishbowl?
Person 2: Fishbowl? No, he's a pond boy.

by VioletThePurple July 12, 2021

Bless your heart

Don't think this is a compliment, because it isn't. An insult commonly used in the south.

Karen : "My makeup is ruined now!"
Alyssa : "Oh bless your heart."
Karen : *walks away in anger*

by VioletThePurple July 11, 2019

Syrian hamster

The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.

Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Procrastination

A problem where you can't convince yourself to get off your ass and do something now, (Ex. a chore, homework, etc.) so you tell yourself you'll do it later.

Johnny has a problem with procrastination. He kept doing it until he ran out of time to do his homework.

by VioletThePurple July 24, 2021

Cum

A pet you keep, or having a baby.

"Come here pet cum!"

by VioletThePurple July 11, 2019

Fuckboy

That guy with the cute long hair that flirts with any girl he can cause he's an attention whore. You're screwed if you fall for him, cause you might think he genuinely likes you and you'll get jealous when he goes flirting with others when they reciprocate.

I've been heartbroken by two fuckboys in a row. I wish I could stop falling for them.

by VioletThePurple December 08, 2021

Watch This

Famous last words.

Person 1: Hey watch this!
Person 2: *looks at person 1*
Person 1: *attempts to do a backflip and falls off of a building*

by VioletThePurple October 17, 2020