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coffee-breath

A form of visual odor involving someone who looks as if his or her breath always reeks of stale coffee.
Wide-mouthed sitcom star Valerie Harper has always looked like she's got perpetual coffee-breath.
by Victor Felix September 15, 2005
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omelet

A cheese-filled, egg-based brunch favorite with an overpowering stench that some people smell like upon waking up in the morning. Hence, omelet-breath. For this reason, the smell of omelets makes some people sick, particularly teenagers.
Paul: "My ex-girlfriend smells like an omelet! So does my stepmother!"

Paula: "Ewww! Omelets are disgusting!"

Paul: "Yes, they sicken me as well."
by Victor Felix July 22, 2006
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Connecticut

The O.C. of the East Coast - though more liberal and historic. Connecticut is home to Paul Newman and Martha Stewart and birthplace of the late Hope Lange. In the 1970s, a time of major demographic change, its governors included the abortion-obsessed Thomas Meskill and the late Ella Grasso.

Connecticut television is dominated by Hartford's WFSB, Channel 3, formerly home to Oprah's pal Gayle King. No other station in America is so obsessed with its frequency number. All the station's personalities wear giant silver 3s on their lapels, and mindlessly chant "three" at every available opportunity. Hartford itself is located halfway between Boston and NYC, and has a marked inferiority complex to both of America's two oldest major cities. The state capitol building, though, is a glorious marvel of Gothic Revival, and well worth a visit.
"Connecticut is critical to Gerald Ford's chances in 1976" - some faceless bicentennial-era broadcaster.
by Victor Felix June 28, 2006
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visual odor

Someone who looks as if he or she possess a definate and offensive smell, whether or not he or she actually does.
The countless moles covering Damon's body looked like splatters of excrement. The visual odor, needless to say, was overwhelming.

(This term was first coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA)
by Victor Felix September 15, 2005
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butt-ugly

A perjorative term for someone so ugly, so exceedingly unattractive. that he or she is as "ugly as a butt" (a misnomer, since many buttocks are beautiful indeed). A popular teen-age slang term since the 80s, "butt-ugly" most probably began as military slang c. World War II. Probably because enlisted men found nothing attractive about another enlisted man's hairy, sweaty, very possibly pimpled butt!
That dude is so butt-ugly that just the sight of him makes me wanna puke!
by Victor Felix September 6, 2005
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jazz-hole

The mouth of a horn-playing jazz musician. Sounds nasty (intentionally so), but it's not.
Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"
by Victor Felix September 21, 2005
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courtesy suck

Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture. A courtesy suck can also refer to a woman who allows someone who's obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as a courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck
1.Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.

2. Mike was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts and she, in turn, was so flattered by his attention to them that she allowed him to suckle her nipples while he carressed his manhood - a courtesy suck.
by Victor Felix September 27, 2005
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