ViciousK's definitions

cob

Flem consisting of mucus and snot expelled from the mouth through first snorting back from the nose, clearing throat to conger said mucus, then spitting it out. Also known as a loogy.

Joel spit out a cob and i stepped into it.

by viciousk April 15, 2008

relax drank

an "anti energy drink"

it looks like an energy drink from the fancy can and such.

drink two without knowing what it is and call me in the morning because regardless of the time, you're going to bed.

contains: melatonin, rose hips, Valerian root.

based on "purple stuff, purple drank, sizzurp"

with all these legal stimulants in our society: coffee, energy drink, energy pills, soft drinks, relax drank is the only legal depressant.

by viciousk August 26, 2009

adventure

when, on a normal day, things get to a point where you cant see the light at the end of the tunnel. i dont mean youre stressed, or anything emotional. like when you get a flat and you dont have a spare, and youre in a dangerous intersection. or when youre fishing and your boat sinks and youre suffering hypothermia. not to be confused with any old thing thats exiting

were having a good time hiking in the woods, but this is no adventure. if one of us breaks our leg, or gets attacked by a bobcat, then were talking.

by viciousk February 20, 2009

bart simpson

to ride a skateboard up to an object crossing your path, like a raised chain, then jump above the chain, with the board rolling underneath, finally landing back on top of the board and continuing your course.

i learned to one footed bart simpson

by viciousk February 1, 2008

buy a cricket

get a conscience, find a heart, have feelings. derived from Pinocchio and jimmeny cricket, who was his conscience.

he got hit by a car? thats hilarious.
"you need to buy a cricket"

by viciousk March 11, 2008

dingleberry

someone riding your ass almost on your bumper while driving, esp. for long distance.

this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.

by viciousk May 25, 2009

gang

three or more black people cooperating at once for crime or charity, according to media.

a gang of youths today, is suspected in the theft of at least 12 pigs feet from a local grocer. they have yet been unidentified.

a woman was burning to death in her car, when a group of nearby gang members pulled her from the blaze.

by viciousk February 16, 2008