Definitions by Vermont Ferret

surf bunny 

(noun): Originally, a term of affection to describe a hot tuna who hangs with surfers at the beach. The term now refers more generally to hot chix who live, work, or play at the beach.

The surf bunnies in South Carolina all look like dudes! Sike!

surf bunny by Vermont Ferret March 4, 2005

tuna 

(noun): One or more teenage girls.

Lotsa tuna at da beach last night.

tuna by Vermont Ferret February 16, 2005

boofoo 

(noun): Gay reference to a favorite sexual partner/boyfriend.

Saw you last night with Mr. Boofoo, and, man, he ugly! No booty an' he looks just like that hoAnne Coulter.

boofoo by Vermont Ferret February 15, 2005

chingaletta 

(noun, from chinga): Literally "little fucking thing". Used to describe (1) a young prostitute (2) a teenage slut (3) a piece of trash (4) an irritant

Yo! Who put this chingaletta in my garage?

chingaletta by Vermont Ferret February 14, 2005

ho 

(noun): Anyone who dehumanizes themselves by selling their soul to others. The term can be applied to either a man or a woman or--as in the case of <Anne Coulter>--both.

Anne Coulter: You two ladies look awfully interesting. Are you Indians?
Woman #1: Yes, I'm a Navajo.
Woman #2: I'm an Arapahoe.
Anne Couter: What a coincidence! I'm a right-wing ho!

ho by Vermont Ferret February 12, 2005

eslipiency 

The sort of overweening gall that characterizes people without a shred of decency.

That media whore had the eslipiency to try to gannonize a left-wing blogger.

eslipiency by Vermont Ferret February 10, 2005

Anne Coulter 

(noun, proper name): A sleazy,lying, anorexic, pin-legged, right-wing alcoholic twinkie ho who subsists entirely on a diet of cigarettes and Chardonnay.

The only thing I could find to wipe my butt with out in the woods was a discarded one-by-twelve inch autographed photo of Ann Coulter.

Anne Coulter by Vermont Ferret February 10, 2005