Definitions by Verbal Platinum Princess

loner boner 

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

loner boner by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

loser cruiser 

Unattractive vehicle.

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

loser cruiser by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

grape 

To cop an unauthorized feel; to grope-rape.

After Desiree passed out, Simon totally graped her moron mountains.

grape by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

moron mountains 

Exceptionally nice-looking breasts; so-called because men become obviously less intelligent in their presence.

At first, Alan and Rosabelle were deep in conversation, but as soon as Atara walked in with her moron mountains on display, Alan found it difficult to form even one coherent sentence.

moron mountains by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

balloon cocoon 

Bra.

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.

balloon cocoon by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

sex mex 

1. Sleeping with someone after you go on a dinner date with them.
2. Any post-coital meal.

Maleri: How did your date go last night?
Veronica: It was hot. Callum and I grabbed some sex mex.

sex mex by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

bong throng 

A number of people that seem to suddenly appear out of nowhere whenever you've recently purchased some good marijuana.

Just minutes after Grant scored some weed, a bong throng showed up at his house looking to hit that shit for free.

bong throng by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009