Verbal Platinum Princess's definitions

stick schtick

1. The things a guy says that he thinks will get him laid.
2. Sweet talk from a guy who wants to sleep with you.

Wendell tried to spit his stick schtick on Laurel, but she wasn't having any of it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

blowetry

The crazy thoughts or ideas you have when you're high.

I wrote some mad awesome blowetry after smoking that tree last night.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

front stunt

An erection.

Portia gives me a serious front stunt when she bends over like that!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

moron mountains

Exceptionally nice-looking breasts; so-called because men become obviously less intelligent in their presence.

At first, Alan and Rosabelle were deep in conversation, but as soon as Atara walked in with her moron mountains on display, Alan found it difficult to form even one coherent sentence.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009