moron mountains

Exceptionally nice-looking breasts; so-called because men become obviously less intelligent in their presence.

At first, Alan and Rosabelle were deep in conversation, but as soon as Atara walked in with her moron mountains on display, Alan found it difficult to form even one coherent sentence.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

grape

To cop an unauthorized feel; to grope-rape.

After Desiree passed out, Simon totally graped her moron mountains.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

stick schtick

1. The things a guy says that he thinks will get him laid.
2. Sweet talk from a guy who wants to sleep with you.

Wendell tried to spit his stick schtick on Laurel, but she wasn't having any of it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

bong throng

A number of people that seem to suddenly appear out of nowhere whenever you've recently purchased some good marijuana.

Just minutes after Grant scored some weed, a bong throng showed up at his house looking to hit that shit for free.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 26, 2010

loser cruiser

Unattractive vehicle.

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

verbal platinum hit

Whenever someone says something significantly genius or awesome.

Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009