kung fu sauce

When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.

Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

toad choad

Small male genitalia.

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

hamburglar helper

McDonald's food.

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

moron mountains

Exceptionally nice-looking breasts; so-called because men become obviously less intelligent in their presence.

At first, Alan and Rosabelle were deep in conversation, but as soon as Atara walked in with her moron mountains on display, Alan found it difficult to form even one coherent sentence.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Uncle Stu

The male version of Aunt Flo.

I think Lenny's Uncle Stu is in town, because he is in a nasty mood today!

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009