Verbal Platinum Princess's definitions

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

cracking stinkies

To fart, sometimes repeatedly.

Chris has been holed up in his room all day cracking stinkies. It smells like someone has been eating shit out of the devil's ass in there.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 26, 2009

kung fu sauce

When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.

Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

clam sham

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

toad choad

Small male genitalia.

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

bung plunger

Jerk; all-around annoying person.

Lyle is such a stupid bung plunger.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009