Verbal Platinum Princess's definitions

stick schtick

1. The things a guy says that he thinks will get him laid.
2. Sweet talk from a guy who wants to sleep with you.

Wendell tried to spit his stick schtick on Laurel, but she wasn't having any of it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

blowetry

The crazy thoughts or ideas you have when you're high.

I wrote some mad awesome blowetry after smoking that tree last night.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

bung plunger

Jerk; all-around annoying person.

Lyle is such a stupid bung plunger.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.

Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

loser cruiser

Unattractive vehicle.

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009