Definitions by Verbal Platinum Princess

cracking stinkies 

To fart, sometimes repeatedly.

Chris has been holed up in his room all day cracking stinkies. It smells like someone has been eating shit out of the devil's ass in there.

cracking stinkies by Verbal Platinum Princess April 26, 2009

choad rage 

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.

Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.

choad rage by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

molesta fiesta 

When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.

Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.

molesta fiesta by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.

Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.

testicle festival by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

verbal platinum hit 

Whenever someone says something significantly genius or awesome.

Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.

verbal platinum hit by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

silicognac

A particularly fine set of fake breasts.

Whoa! Check out the swollen silicognac sweater sweets on that bitch!

silicognac by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

front stunt 

An erection.

Portia gives me a serious front stunt when she bends over like that!

front stunt by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009