choad rage

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.

Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.

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hamburglar helper

I could really go for some hamburglar helper right about now.

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Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.

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When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.

Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.

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Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

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When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.

Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?

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1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.

Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

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