Verbal Platinum Princess's definitions

testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.

Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

cracking stinkies

To fart, sometimes repeatedly.

Chris has been holed up in his room all day cracking stinkies. It smells like someone has been eating shit out of the devil's ass in there.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 26, 2009

rasta kool-aid

Bong water. Also known as Jamaican kool-aid.

Shanaugh spilled rasta kool-aid all over Jarvis and now he smells really bad!

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

stick schtick

1. The things a guy says that he thinks will get him laid.
2. Sweet talk from a guy who wants to sleep with you.

Wendell tried to spit his stick schtick on Laurel, but she wasn't having any of it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

blowetry

The crazy thoughts or ideas you have when you're high.

I wrote some mad awesome blowetry after smoking that tree last night.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

molesta fiesta

When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.

Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009