Verbal Platinum Princess's definitions

minimum pimping

When something really sucks.

That car Araminta is driving is so minimum pimping that I refuse to ride around in it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

grape

To cop an unauthorized feel; to grope-rape.

After Desiree passed out, Simon totally graped her moron mountains.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.

Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

loser cruiser

Unattractive vehicle.

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

cracking stinkies

To fart, sometimes repeatedly.

Chris has been holed up in his room all day cracking stinkies. It smells like someone has been eating shit out of the devil's ass in there.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 26, 2009