Verbal Platinum Princess's definitions

Uncle Stu

The male version of Aunt Flo.

I think Lenny's Uncle Stu is in town, because he is in a nasty mood today!

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

stiffy jiffy

Male ejaculate; cum.

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

choad rage

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.

Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

molesta fiesta

When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.

Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

sex mex

1. Sleeping with someone after you go on a dinner date with them.
2. Any post-coital meal.

Maleri: How did your date go last night?
Veronica: It was hot. Callum and I grabbed some sex mex.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

verbal virgil

A lyrical or verbal genius.

Dang, Taryn is such a verbal virgil, I love her.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

silicognac

A particularly fine set of fake breasts.

Whoa! Check out the swollen silicognac sweater sweets on that bitch!

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009