Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?
Julian: What did you expect?
by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.
Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
