Verbal Platinum Princess's definitions

minimum pimping

When something really sucks.

That car Araminta is driving is so minimum pimping that I refuse to ride around in it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

grape

To cop an unauthorized feel; to grope-rape.

After Desiree passed out, Simon totally graped her moron mountains.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

verbal platinum hit

Whenever someone says something significantly genius or awesome.

Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

verbal virgil

A lyrical or verbal genius.

Dang, Taryn is such a verbal virgil, I love her.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

sex mex

1. Sleeping with someone after you go on a dinner date with them.
2. Any post-coital meal.

Maleri: How did your date go last night?
Veronica: It was hot. Callum and I grabbed some sex mex.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

balloon cocoon

Bra.

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

molesta fiesta

When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.

Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009