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Definitions by Verbal Platinum Princess

creature from the snack lagoon 

Truly unattractive overweight person.
Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

blowetry 

The crazy thoughts or ideas you have when you're high.
I wrote some mad awesome blowetry after smoking that tree last night.
The male version of Aunt Flo.
I think Lenny's Uncle Stu is in town, because he is in a nasty mood today!

rasta kool-aid 

Bong water. Also known as Jamaican kool-aid.
Shanaugh spilled rasta kool-aid all over Jarvis and now he smells really bad!

kung fu sauce

When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.
Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?

clam sham 

1. A male to female post-op transsexual.
2. Any man who dresses like a woman.
Shonin looks like such a clam sham in that outfit.

maximum pimping 

Whenever something is truly awesome.
That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.