Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?
by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010
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verbal platinum hit

Whenever someone says something significantly genius or awesome.
Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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minimum pimping

That car Araminta is driving is so minimum pimping that I refuse to ride around in it.
by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009
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choad rage

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.
Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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grape

To cop an unauthorized feel; to grope-rape.
After Desiree passed out, Simon totally graped her moron mountains.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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molesta fiesta

When all of the guests at a particular party are underage girls or boys.
Steve and I hit up Wendy's party last night, but it turned out to be a total molesta fiesta, so we wound up heading home early.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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testicle festival

When all of the guests at a particular party are male.
Danny hoped his party would attract tons of hot local bitches, but as the night progressed it became clear that his living room had become a complete testicle festival.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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