Valinda's definitions

bowling ball

A shiny bald-headed man, who is usually black.

What did that bowling ball just call me?

by Valinda November 1, 2006

baldo

knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually an insult.

Why does baldo have to lie in front of us deflecting all of the sunlight so we can't get any rays.

by Valinda November 3, 2006

milk dud

A bald-headed black man

I loves me a milk dud!

by Valinda November 1, 2006

cleancut

a man who looks professional or cleanshaven, meaning no facial hair and sometimes no hair on his head either.

The new guy in the building is very cleancut and handsome.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

bald-headed

A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.

Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.

by Valinda November 1, 2006

shadow

A type of look on a bald-headed man whose scalp is no longer completely clean but still doesn't actually have hair that can be seen to the casual observer.

Vin Diesel is usually not completely bald but frequently wears a shadow.

by Valinda November 1, 2006

chia pet

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

Girl, have you seen Pedro lately? He needs a haircut bad. he's starting to look like a chia pet.

by Valinda November 1, 2006