Definitions by Valinda

clog 

A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.

Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.

clog by Valinda November 2, 2006

Old Baldy 

A derogatory term used to describe an older bald-headed man (i.e. a father, professor or boss) that is obstinate or settled in his way of thinking.

Girl, I would go to the party tonight but Old Baldy has me on lockdown.

Old Baldy by Valinda November 2, 2006

cleancut 

a man who looks professional or cleanshaven, meaning no facial hair and sometimes no hair on his head either.

The new guy in the building is very cleancut and handsome.

cleancut by Valinda November 2, 2006

milk dud 

A bald-headed black man

I loves me a milk dud!

milk dud by Valinda November 1, 2006

bowling ball 

A shiny bald-headed man, who is usually black.

What did that bowling ball just call me?

bowling ball by Valinda November 1, 2006

spalding 

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.

Girl check out Spalding! He is muy caliente!

spalding by Valinda November 1, 2006

porcupine

A bald-headed man whose hair has started to grow and become scratchy or spikey.

That porcupine needs a haircut bad!

porcupine by Valinda November 1, 2006