Definitions by Valinda
clog
A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.
Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.
Old Baldy
A derogatory term used to describe an older bald-headed man (i.e. a father, professor or boss) that is obstinate or settled in his way of thinking.
cleancut
a man who looks professional or cleanshaven, meaning no facial hair and sometimes no hair on his head either.
milk dud
bowling ball
bowling ball by Valinda November 1, 2006