mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!

Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!

by vinny125125 September 09, 2010

feltch farmer

The guy in a gayorgy that is responsible for suckin the jizz out of everyone elses ass!!!

Hey Carlton U are the feltch farmer for tonights orgy!!! U in???

by vinny125125 November 05, 2010

Fuchlandia

The imiginary chain of islands situated between Whogivsafuch and Kismyassland due east of Doucheland where you go for a break during the day when you are fed up with life in general including your job your boss dog everything for a while..

Man I spent a wonderful couple minutes in Fuchlandia with Jessica Alba and some of her girlfriends it was really wonderful!!!

by vinny125125 August 11, 2010

culturally confused

When for instance a foreign college student tries to identify himself with different american cultures!!

I went to the rodeo last night and saw 4 oriental kids eating tacos with baseball caps on sideways.... they might be culturally confused!!!

by vinny125125 January 18, 2011

Woods Hoods

An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!

Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!

by vinny125125 December 09, 2009

gerkinjerkin

the art of male masturbation!!! (gerkin being small pickle)

I caught little johnny with a playboy gerkinjerkin again.

by VINNY125125 November 21, 2009

dabomb.com

Anything that is the most righteous in its category!!!

Jessica Alba is dabomb.com!!!!!

by vinny125125 December 10, 2009