VINCE's definitions

kwame kilpatrick

the worst mayor in the history of detroit. also known as the big scheme man.

why is downtown detroit so messed up?
look whos in charge.

by vince March 29, 2005

Disruption

A guild full of noobs on Tichondrius, who use DKP

Windtotem, Sabik, Saber

by Vince February 7, 2005

Worst Movies Of All Time

1.most valuable primate, an insult to the whole game of hockey

the worst movie of all time

by vince March 29, 2005

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004

nail biter

A woman sexy enough that you would bite your fingernails hours after playing with her just to remember the experience.

"I can't wait until I can get home and taste my fingernails.

by vince January 14, 2004

iselo

an iselo is a person jumps off the hoover damn with his nut sack tied at the top

Vince: nick i can'yt believe your going to pull an iselo
Nick:damn straight

by Vince September 30, 2004

sneak

cheap shotting someone when they dont expect it

like if hes talking to someone and i come from nowhere and sneak him right in the face

by Vince May 13, 2005