V. Cummings's definitions

eat ass

To lick or tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person (and, perhaps, yourself)

Dick's favorite part of foreplay with Jane was to eat ass.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.

by V. Cummings July 30, 2006

clitty

an affectionate term used by a woman for her clitoris

I love tapping on my clitty.

by V. Cummings August 6, 2006

clit

A spongy-hard magic button that, when rubbed, can send its owner on a magic carpet ride. The sensations are more thrilling than any rollercoaster, with similar changes in gravity but the same dizzy feeling when it's all over.

Whenever she rubs her clit, she soars higher than a rollercoaster.

by V. Cummings July 29, 2006

butter fuck

n. a smooth fucking session (not to be confused with the rough stuff in Brando's controversial butter scene in the Bertolucci film Last Tango in Paris)

As he and his wife grew older, he took consolation in the mellow rhythms of a butter fuck in their sleigh bed.

by V. Cummings August 3, 2006

i-tox

vt.: To de-program an information addict by temporarily removing all of his or her computers from the premises

n.: the de-programming of an information addict by temporarily removing all of his or her computers from the premises

The teen's parents nearly mistook his darting eyes and undecipherable speech for schizophrenia or excessive pot smoking, but after a comprehensive examination of his computer activities, they determined he needed to be i-toxed.

by V. Cummings August 2, 2006

pussy

1) An orifice on the adult human female body that can be used for sexual intercourse, giving birth to a baby or self-pleasuring;
2) The inner and outer labia (i.e. labia minora and labia majora) of the human vagina;
3) A cowardly or inept person;
4) A satisfied cat

1) If aroused, a pussy can ooze cum onto the bed sheet.
2) I tug on my pussy lips while getting off.
3) Stop acting like a pussy and stand up for yourself!
4) A well-fed pussy always purrs with contentment.

by V. Cummings July 30, 2006

comer

Someone, esp. a woman, who emits rather loud vocalizations during orgasm

Also: A woman that is able to give herself, or be enabled to experience, multiple orgasms

He brags how his next-door neighbors leave their windows open at night because his latest girlfriend is a comer.

The woman confided in her closest friends how she learned the night before that she was multi-orgasmic, but that day her boyfriend announced to anyone within earshot that she was a comer.

by V. Cummings August 2, 2006