Cuntender

A useless self-obsessed bartender. Does dubious flair and thinks that talking is a substitute for actual talent.

Don and Frankie are total cuntenders.

by Utsi Schissenhausen November 26, 2019

Ketchup Sex

Sexual intercourse when the lady is on her menstrual cycle.

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.

by Utsi Schissenhausen February 05, 2020

Frozen Blowjob

The act of fellatio being administered with a mouthful of ice; crushed or cubed is fine.

Tell me, when was the first time you received a frozen blowjob?

by Utsi Schissenhausen March 01, 2012

Wetherspooned

When you screw people over financially even though you have plenty of money.

Tim just wetherspooned his entire workforce even though he is one of the richest men in the country. Disgraceful..

by Utsi Schissenhausen March 28, 2020