An energy vampire or an energy sucker is a person who seems to suck (NOT as a metaphore but as a true action) the energy of other people. This means, he has this unusual ability to draw energy from the people around him.
If you know a person who is NEVER tired, always friendly and active, and after being in his presence for a few hours you feel unusually weak and have a will to get away from the person as soon as possible, than he can be called an energy vampire.
If you know a person who is NEVER tired, always friendly and active, and after being in his presence for a few hours you feel unusually weak and have a will to get away from the person as soon as possible, than he can be called an energy vampire.
This guy, Joe, really is an energy vampire. In his presence, really soon we all were so tired and sleepy we couldn't stand on our feet, but he still kept dancing, lauging and drinking for hours, as if it was 10 in the morning and not 2:30 AM.
by Urban_Fellow June 25, 2006
"You don't know who Rasputin was, do you?"
"Yes, I do. He was a Russian peasant who claimed to have special powers, and fooled the czar into thinking he is healing his son, while he was only using him to gain power and women and control."
"Nice! Are you a Russian, like me? Because there's no way you could have learned it at school."
"No, I just read it on Wikipedia"
"...Bastard"
"Yes, I do. He was a Russian peasant who claimed to have special powers, and fooled the czar into thinking he is healing his son, while he was only using him to gain power and women and control."
"Nice! Are you a Russian, like me? Because there's no way you could have learned it at school."
"No, I just read it on Wikipedia"
"...Bastard"
by Urban_Fellow August 28, 2007
A nice alternative to asshole, when you want to say to someone that he is an asshole, but you don't want it to sound too rude or inapropriate.
-Johnny, you're an asshole.
-What! I'm an asshole?! Well, fuck you!
-Johnny, you're a butthole!
-I'm a WHAT?
-A butthole.
-Hehehe, I sure am, ain't I?
-What! I'm an asshole?! Well, fuck you!
-Johnny, you're a butthole!
-I'm a WHAT?
-A butthole.
-Hehehe, I sure am, ain't I?
by Urban_Fellow June 02, 2007
A five minute-long song in which 2pac explains that he has no motherfucking friends, so that is why he fucked your bitch, how much he owns this whole fuckin' place, how all you motherfuckers can suck his dick, and he would gladly west-side fuck your momma, and you little fucker better shut the fuck up, before things get really fucked-up, and he will beat the fuck out of your little ass, get it?
by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006
-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
by Urban_Fellow December 03, 2006
A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.
by Urban_Fellow July 20, 2006
I thought Kevin was my friend... But it turned out he just wanted my sister. What a shameless sister fucker!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006