Urban_Fellow's definitions

ahmadinejad

Mahmoud ahmadinejad is currently the president of Iran.
He's a crazy nazi maniak who ignores the Holocaust (claiming it's just a reason for Israel to get money from Europe) threatens to destroy the state of Israel, and unlike many other anti-Israeli leaders (mostly terrorists), he has enough millitary power to attempt to do so.
By claiming he is not an anti-semite, only hates the Jewish country, and not Jews themselves, and wants to help the Palestinian nation, he pictures himself as a rightous leader, when he actually just wants Israel out of the way so the Middle-East can be in complete control of the Muslims.

Hopefully, will be attacked by the American forces stationed in Iraq if he attempts to do anything stupid.

Ahmadinejad and his government are enemies of Israel.
However, it will be very difficult for Israel to fight him if he starts a war, since Israel doesn't have a border with Iran.

by Urban_Fellow October 20, 2006

hypocracy

What Democracy turns into when all of the politicians in your country are liars.

When no party/President that wins the election manages to keep its/his own ideology, and instead, keeps changing it every time it/he feels like it, that's no democracy. That's hypocracy.

by Urban_Fellow November 5, 2007

hit em up

A five minute-long song in which 2pac explains that he has no motherfucking friends, so that is why he fucked your bitch, how much he owns this whole fuckin' place, how all you motherfuckers can suck his dick, and he would gladly west-side fuck your momma, and you little fucker better shut the fuck up, before things get really fucked-up, and he will beat the fuck out of your little ass, get it?

You should listen to "Hit Em Up" and count how many times he uses the word "fuck" in it. ;)

by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006

energy vampire

An energy vampire or an energy sucker is a person who seems to suck (NOT as a metaphore but as a true action) the energy of other people. This means, he has this unusual ability to draw energy from the people around him.
If you know a person who is NEVER tired, always friendly and active, and after being in his presence for a few hours you feel unusually weak and have a will to get away from the person as soon as possible, than he can be called an energy vampire.

This guy, Joe, really is an energy vampire. In his presence, really soon we all were so tired and sleepy we couldn't stand on our feet, but he still kept dancing, lauging and drinking for hours, as if it was 10 in the morning and not 2:30 AM.

by Urban_Fellow June 25, 2006

invisible

What every person in the world sometimes wishes to become.

I wish I could be invisible a least for a while. That way, I could enter everywhere without paying and listening to people's chats without being noticed.

by Urban_Fellow July 10, 2006

Fritz

A Russian slang for a German person. Comes from the German name Fritz and those similar to it.

Russian 1: Look at that Fritz. Came all the way from Berlin.
Russian 2: What is that Fritz doing in our town?
German: My name isn't fritz, it is Hanz.
Russian 1&2: Bwahahahahaha...

by Urban_Fellow June 11, 2007

Gerlin

A slang or an abusive word for Berlin, the capital city of Germany. The source of the slang is unclear. There are two possible versions it:
1) A cut from the name of the country, that is, GERmany.
2) From the adjective "Girly", that means- the city is either girly, or has some nice girls.

"I was in Gerlin a few months ago. You know, I gotta admit, that is a kinda nice city!"

"In 1989, after the fall of the Berlin wall, West Berlin and East Berlin reunited into the city of Gerlin."

by Urban_Fellow May 31, 2006