When inserting your fuckstick into your own anal cavity, take great precaution not to injure yourself.
The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
The guy in the Dallas Cowboys shirt to my left is a total fuckstick.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
Dick and Jane are swingers; last weekend, they swapped spouses with the neighbors for a sexual experience.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. Typically done by college students for a good laugh.
Several guys from the dorm went out in the middle of a blustery January storm and built a huge snow penis.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
1) To strike an object with another object, i.e. to hit a baseball with a baseball bat.
2) To make a goal in a sporting event.
2) To make a goal in a sporting event.
1) C'Mon man, nail that ball out of here!
2) I tried to nail a shot from halfcourt but it missed the goal altogether and struck my five-year-old brother between the eyes.
2) I tried to nail a shot from halfcourt but it missed the goal altogether and struck my five-year-old brother between the eyes.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation.
2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.
2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.
My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it.
I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.
I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004