Urban humor's definitions

Trump Yahtzee

When the President tells the exact same lie 5 times in a row

Wait, he just said that was the largest inauguration crowd ever for the 5th time today!

Trump Yahtzee!!!

by Urban humor October 13, 2017

Painting the Porcelain

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen

I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?

by Urban humor May 24, 2017

Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!

by Urban humor April 1, 2016

jizinal

A device found in upscale restaurants and homes for the purpose of male masturbation and the "catching of the jizz"

We had dinner at a 5 Star steak restaurant and it was so good when I finished I had to use the jizinal to release my pleasure!

by Urban humor November 8, 2015

New Year’s Anal

When your girlfriend gets so drunk on New Year’s Eve she finally agrees to New Year’s Anal.

Boy: Come onbaby let’s bring in the New Year with New Year’s Anal.

Girl: Ok, but I want a ring next year!
Boy: sure baby

by Urban humor December 23, 2017

Invisible Curb

When you stubble on a sidewalk on absolutely nothing, yet you look back as if a huge curb jumped up and caused you to trip!

Mike: Did you just see that guy trip?
Tom: Yup, nothing in front of him and he stumbled like an invisible curb was there!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017

Scrotum Bun

When the hair on the scrotum gets so long you can tie it in to a bun

Lisa: Did you sleep with Frank last night?
Anne: yes, and he really knows how to use his scrotum bun!

by Urban humor July 21, 2017