Jiz

Spurm;Cumshot

Slang for saying u had a cumshot or spurm being relesed from your penis
I jizzed in her eye after I analed her
by Urban Dictionary March 09, 2005
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motor cop

A Traffic Police Officer in any US CITY usually riding a BMW 1150-R motorcycle who issues tickets using a radar gun (that's all they do, no dispatch calls) and thinks he's SO bad-ass for doing so, in reality he is just pissing off other wise safe drivers who were caught speeding in his "speed traps", afterwards the motor cop brags to other "motor cops in the fraternity" over donuts and coffee, and play with each other performing tricks on their motorcycles and driving dirty in their own personal vehicles.
Mike Jo.- Man homie, would u believe this??!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!

Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.

Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!
by Urban Dictionary February 16, 2008
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rogered

To get fucked by the greedy corporation selling the iphone in Canada.

Rogers in Canada announced their ridiculous priced plans effectively making the device useless for the usage Apple designed it for.
Fred: Look, Wendy that person bought the iphone.
Wendy: They got rogered, that device is for clued-out wanna-be out of touch Canadian suckers.
by Urban Dictionary July 03, 2008
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ass

something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.
-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad
by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005
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Anal Alien

A piece of shit that looks excrutiatingly unique
That piece of green shit began to move so i quickly flushed that anal alien
by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2004
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cross country

Cross Country is thuggin. It requires long hours of training to be great but the cross country ladies are hot as hell so its worth it.
"Wow that cross country 5k race was hard!"

"Yeah but look how good the girls look all sweaty like that after their race"

"Damn right playa"
by Urban Dictionary June 01, 2004
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slap and pickle

Foreplay; as made famous by the movie BeerFest.
Example # 1:
Jan Wolfhouse: Barry picked up a woman Are you sure you want to do this?
Barry Badrinath: Are you kidding? She's hot as hell! We're just going back to her place for a little slap n' pickle.
Example # 2
Alen: Hey Mike, let's go over to my place for a little slap and pickle... ;
by Urban Dictionary March 16, 2007
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