I am teh win

Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as “I am the winner”

Often used in the “real world” for comedy effect.

steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one

by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006

meat and potatoes

cock and balls, twig and giggle berries, yak and 2 lemmings, u know them all. the penis and testicles

i have my meat and potatoes in my pants, it hurts when i tuck them between my legs to perform the hung cat

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003

The Fed-sale of 99

In 1999 3 black males killed a feaderal officer and sold it on e-bay for 44.00 and it had 74 bids.

Niggas remember 99 when them 3 niggas killed a fed got 9 to life -lil b

by Urban Dictionary November 08, 2003

Eurovagina

A term for a vagina that prefers sex with European males and has had a sexual sampling of the EU.
The vagina also aspires to experience more European nationalities.

That bitch has a eurovagina. She loves to sleep with men from European countries and is always trying to sleep with men from all over Europe!

by Urban Dictionary December 06, 2007

gyote

armenian word for fag; faggot.

G7

in armenian seven is said "yote" therefore, g 7 becomes gyote

That boy is a gyote.

That boy is a fag.

by Urban Dictionary June 11, 2008

nub

A complete and utter newb, with no comprehension at all of the matter at hand, often used in IRC/asl, and the ever present Counter-Stike

New counterstrike player: Haha, my full auto silenced colt killed you!1! Im so l33t.

Pro Player: GG l4m3r nub.

by Urban Dictionary October 30, 2002

crank

A versatile term originating from students at Birch Wathen Lenox, "crank" is used to portray any given action (most commonly hooking up or smoking marijuana.) However, it can be used to describe any action, as it is all up to the user's discretion.
Alternate Variations: Crank dat (any noun/verb)

Kid 1: I got OD trees
Kid 2: Can we crank?

Kid 1: I'm so cranked

Kid 1: How long have you been trying to get with her?
Kid 2: Two weeks
Kid 1: TWO weeks and you haven't cranked!?

Kid 1: Wanna go crank?
Kid 2: Cheel, I'm good.
Kid 1: Wow, crank dat gaysha

Kid 1: We gotta be beast stealthy
Kid 2: Yea, crank dat splinter cell

Kid 1: Crank dat bathroom?

by Urban Dictionary May 03, 2008