Definitions by Urban Dictionary

Florida Gaydors  

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.

The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

Florida Gaydors by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008

motor cop 

A Traffic Police Officer in any US CITY usually riding a BMW 1150-R motorcycle who issues tickets using a radar gun (that's all they do, no dispatch calls) and thinks he's SO bad-ass for doing so, in reality he is just pissing off other wise safe drivers who were caught speeding in his "speed traps", afterwards the motor cop brags to other "motor cops in the fraternity" over donuts and coffee, and play with each other performing tricks on their motorcycles and driving dirty in their own personal vehicles.

Mike Jo.- Man homie, would u believe this??!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!

Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.

Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!

motor cop by Urban Dictionary February 16, 2008

Collinsville

Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 15 minutes east of St. Louis. It is considered to be a suburb of St. Louis and part of the IL metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find every stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, country clubs, complete ghetto, trailer parks, projects, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods mainstreet with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.

Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.

"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."

Collinsville by Urban Dictionary February 13, 2008

Libertyville 

Typical Northwest Chicago Suburb. Wealthy enough to look down on other suburbs (especially Mundelein), while still believing they are "down to earth" because they are not as rich as Lake Forest. Residents will often remind you that Libertyville is better than your town, often followed up with "we don't do THAT in Libertyville, we do it THIS way." The guys are the cookie cutter Dave Matthews band followers. They wear expensive sandals, sporting a $50 haircut made to look "shaggy", smoking lots of pot, and claiming to be hippies while being die-hard republicans without really knowing why or following politics. The girls are devastatingly sheltered, but think they understand racism because "there was a black kid that went to my high school". They can be heard saying, "we like totally have minorities too just like anywhere else. Like my doctor is totally Indian and my psychiatrist is Chinese or something."

"Oh my GOD, you would NEVER see that in Libertyville!"

Libertyville by Urban Dictionary February 13, 2008

horrorney 

Usually a result of being whorney. It is the phenomenon of waking next to someone you find extermely appalling. sometimes it will result in a quit escape and in the worst cases vomiting. Tell tale signs are waking up somewhere you don't remember being and then looking at the person next to you and being filled with a strong feeling of terror or horror.

I opened my eyes to the ladytroll and threw up in my mouth a little. My feeling of horrorney was a direct result was last nights whornney.

horrorney by Urban Dictionary February 11, 2008

whorney 

An evolution of being horney. Usually the result of an extended amount of time without sex. This sexual break usually results in lowered standards in which to increase the chances of a sexual encounter. These lowered standards further results in a looseness in behaviour and increased advancedment towards possible sexual partners (man, woman, and beast).

I was so whorney last night I woke up next to a ladytroll.

whorney by Urban Dictionary February 9, 2008

griswold 

1. A young English boy's name.

2. A red, flavorless drink.

Griswold, frantic, quickly climbed up his shambled tree-house.

"All they have is Pepsi and water... can we go now?"
"Relax, I brought Griswold. My parents got it online."

griswold by Urban Dictionary February 3, 2008