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tout

1. someone who purchases tickets for an event then sells them on at a much larger price at the "entrance to the event" or on ebay.

2. someone who purchases any spare tickets you have for a fair price then event "at the entrance" then sells them on at a unfair price.

see also scalper
guy1 "there sold out ill just get it on ebay"
guy2 "from a tout are you mad just think you would probably have a ticket at the right price if it wasn't for that ass hole."
by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2005
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Camaro

yes corvettes r faster and more expensive, but they lack the style in the 1st generation camaros. 1st gen camaros are godlike. if i had to have sex with ne car it would be a 67 camaro with a 502, preferably yellow with black racing stripes, plus some dece racing slicks, made to piss pound mustangs bitch asses
Teddy:sorry dad, i wrapped ur mustang around a tree.
Dad: ah, who cares, it wasnt a camaro neway, its not like it was fast or cool. well hell, for getting rid of that pile of crap, ill raise ur allowance to 14 cents a week, u know thats all we can afford, thats y we bought the mustang instead of the camaro in the fisrt place.
by Urban Dictionary June 16, 2003
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skraaap

really fun to play with. it is a mystery substance sold in target. u can basically run a country with this shit. the canadians have obviously caught onto the fact that u can run a country with it because it appears that they forgot to join the war. its either the skraaaps fault or their silly french pussy ways.
its skraaaptastic
by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003
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Anal Alien

A piece of shit that looks excrutiatingly unique
That piece of green shit began to move so i quickly flushed that anal alien
by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2004
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mildrid

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl
Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.
by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004
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the jam

A British three peice mod revival band from the 70's and 80's.
The Jams most famous song is probably A Town Called Malice.
by Urban Dictionary September 26, 2005
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Cinco Ranch High School

Founded in 1999, Cinco Ranch has offered a world-class education to its graduates and continues this tradition of excellence. The school is located in the city of Katy, which is a suburb of Houston, TX. Its mascot is the cougar, and the colors are maroon and white. Approximately 3500 students enter the doors of the school each day. The student population is predominately Caucasian(~80%),and more and more minority students add up each year. Cinco Ranch has been nationally recognized through sports competitions and numerous other extracurricular activities. More than 100 registered student organizations exist today.

The first principal was Dr. Lowell Strike, who served till the Spring of 2004. He referred Cinco Ranch as "The Best High School in America."

The second and current principal is Ms. Bonnie Brasic, whom most students recall her most infamous line, "Go Gators!"
C-o.C-o-u-g.C-o-u-g-a-r-s CINCO COUGARS!
by Urban Dictionary October 14, 2006
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