UrBaN dIcTiOnArY's definitions

The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

S.D.M.F.

Society Dwelling Mother Fucker
as in Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society
can also stand for Strength Determination Merciless Forever.

On The Black Label Website they will often refer to their fans as S.D.M.F.ers

by Urban Dictionary July 21, 2005

cock sniffer

the worst of the worst insults...nothing can surpass "cock sniffer." this is the type of person that is so gay that not only would they suck a cock, they would take the time to sniff it too. they enjoy their time down in the groin of another man, and will do anything to stay there. few people are this gay, but there are some out there.

as lorenzo finished sucking off roberto, he took a big sniff of robertos cock.

by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2005

Bismo

A shot consisting of 1.5 oz Peppermint Schnapps and 1.5 oz Pepto-Bismol. The tastiest variety is made with cherry flavored Pepto-Bismol.
Usually used before a night of extremely heavily drinking to prevent irregular bowel movements.

"Hey do you wanna go drink cosmos and watch sex and the city?"
"Fuck no, I'm gonna go drink some bismos."

by Urban Dictionary September 6, 2011

T

Tension
Torque. Torque = Force (cross) Radius
(cross) means that the force must be perpendicular to the radius or you must use the component of the force which is perpendicular to the radius.

The tension in this string is infinite because you are hanging from it you fat person.

by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2006

coffee and cigarettes

The Official Smoker's Daily Breakfast of Champions!!
Coffee and Cigarettes, sure make a STIMULATING BREAKFAST, that for sure Really gets me up in the morning!!!

Right After waking up in morning,
Paul has Coffee and Cigarettes For Breakfast
and nothing else.......
Tony the Smoking Tiger- Doesn't that sound Grrrrreat?!!, ak,ak cough cough!!!!

by Urban Dictionary May 19, 2008