UrBaN dIcTiOnArY's definitions

Fiezer

A mixture between the words "fuck" and "shiezer"(actually spelt scheiser)
It is socially acceptable because it is also a drug company (pfizer)

I invented this word, oh, about two days ago. already it is being used by a multitude of people.

teacher- what are you doing out of class??
Drew- FIEZER!!!
teacher- WHAT??!
Drew- um, i need my medicine
teacher- what?
Drew- Im having an alergic reaction, i need my pfizer medication
teacher- oh really, what are you alergic to?
Drew- YOU, BITCH (<<oops)

by Urban Dictionary May 29, 2005

switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004

The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007

dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

by Urban Dictionary April 26, 2003

lugie

A chunk of snot with a certain viscosity or consistency which makes it able to be spit long distances.

I just hucked a lugie on the window and it's really hanging in there...

by Urban Dictionary December 16, 2008

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

albo

Referring to an Albanian

If somebody says, "I'm a Albo".

by Urban Dictionary May 5, 2005