UrBaN dIcTiOnArY's definitions

salad muncher

noun. a vegetarian, especially one with strong views about the environment

She hugs trees n that. You know the type; a proper salad muncher

by Urban Dictionary April 23, 2005

Binaurals

Sounds that are played at certain frequencies which stimulate the brain in various ways. For example, certain binaurals can simulate doing certain drugs (Giving a 'high' feeling of euphoria), while other binaurals can give the feeling of an emotion or mood, such as sexuality. Sometimes referred to as 'sound drugs'.

Guy1: I was listening to some binaurals yesterday that got me so high and happy I didn't feel like doing any homework
Guy2: I tried a morphine binaural that was so intense that I had to stop it before it finished

by Urban Dictionary January 22, 2008

The Great Gazoo

derived from a mistaken pronunciation of the last name "Gazo" which developed into the nickname of superb hockey player in Grand Valley, Ontario named Nik Gazo

"Another great performance by the Great Gazoo"

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2008

Grandmaphilia

The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.

I want to fuck that 90 year old bitch, therefore I have grandmaphilia.

by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2010

rasclot

Rasclot can be an underwear or tissue with which one cleans or whipes the ass or booty. Can be used as an insult or swear word.

Mi wak ina dat room and di hole place a smell rasclot.

Look here rasclot a you mi a tak.

by Urban Dictionary May 28, 2007

mandate

a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
smeazles

Damn that mandate was off the hook

by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004

Pakistani Shower

To use the shower instead of toilet paper after defecating

Jeffery didn't have any toilet paper in his house, Sheila hadn't gone to the store, so he made a split-second decision to take a Pakistani shower, that would clear away the dingle berries.

by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2007