guy 1: "hey guy 2 would you like to come over to my place for a barbecue?"
guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"
guy 1: "wtf is that"
guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"
guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"
guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"
guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"
guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"
guy 1: "wtf is that"
guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"
guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"
guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"
guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"
by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 08, 2019
When you’re sleeping in a bed in Minecraft but the other person isn’t sleeping so you type the word “slep” in chat to indicate that you want them to sleep for the game to skip to morning
Chat: Steve is sleeping in a bed. To skip to dawn, all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.
<Steve> slep
<Alex> I can’t I’m mining
<Steve> please it’s raining
<Alex> fine
Alex goes up to surface and sleeps
<Steve> slep
<Alex> I can’t I’m mining
<Steve> please it’s raining
<Alex> fine
Alex goes up to surface and sleeps
by Ur mom's shrek hentai March 26, 2020
by Ur mom's shrek hentai June 15, 2018
Guy one: hey bro you wanna come over and watch shreek 2 on dvd tomarrow night?
Guy two: did you mean shrek?
Guy one: yea
Guy two: did you mean shrek?
Guy one: yea
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 18, 2018
by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 19, 2019
loosely related to the popular game among us, imposter in the vent is a sexual move in which a man inserts his penis into a pregnant woman's vagina, works his way to the womb, and fucks the fetus to death before it is even born. this method is much cheaper than a traditional abortion and pleases both the man and the woman. if the woman did not want this to happen, the man will play it off as an accident and "report the dead body" to the police. this can have mixed results because it will make the police sus of you and depending on their mood they may shoot you multiple times.
guy 1: hey bro last night I did a good old imposter in the vent with your mom last night
guy 2: so you killed my brother
guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"
guy 2: so you killed my brother
guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 05, 2020
some people use it as an insult to that political guy but the phrase is actually is referring to the fact that joe mama is sleepy from me doing her all night
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 05, 2020