Shreek

Common misspelling of shrek

Guy one: hey bro you wanna come over and watch shreek 2 on dvd tomarrow night?

Guy two: did you mean shrek?

Guy one: yea

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 18, 2018

a comedy

a comedy is when you go the hospital and pee in your bed

the old man had a heart attack so he had do do a comedy

by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 19, 2019

imposter in the vent

loosely related to the popular game among us, imposter in the vent is a sexual move in which a man inserts his penis into a pregnant woman's vagina, works his way to the womb, and fucks the fetus to death before it is even born. this method is much cheaper than a traditional abortion and pleases both the man and the woman. if the woman did not want this to happen, the man will play it off as an accident and "report the dead body" to the police. this can have mixed results because it will make the police sus of you and depending on their mood they may shoot you multiple times.

guy 1: hey bro last night I did a good old imposter in the vent with your mom last night

guy 2: so you killed my brother

guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 05, 2020

sleepy joe

some people use it as an insult to that political guy but the phrase is actually is referring to the fact that joe mama is sleepy from me doing her all night

you wouldn't believe how sleepy Joe mama is after her and I stayed up all night fucking

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 05, 2020

Spread your cheeks

What happens when you don’t scroll fast enough

Listen here you big juicy nut. I’ll give you three seconds before I spread your cheeks like some butter

by Ur mom's shrek hentai August 20, 2018

Surprised pikachu meme

Surprised pikachu meme is literally the most cancerous meme and if i see it one more time i am going to commit toaster bath

If you know what is is you can look it up

Me: if i see that damn pikachu meme one more time i am going to commit toaster bath.

Someone: send me surprised pikachu meme

Me (surprised pikachu meme)

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 18, 2018

deviant art

an art website. occasionally you can find some pretty good original content and good art on there, but 90 percent of the time it mostly consists of:

vore art of cartoon/videogame characters

weight gain/inflation art of cartoon/videogame characters
furries
my little pony cringe
nasty hentai shit
or some combination of those things I just mentioned.

usually, these pieces of "art" are poorly drawn in ms paint and are mostly viewed by horny teenage boys with weird fetishes and youtubers doing try not to cringe challenges when you really know that they're secretly masturbating to it under the table.

guy 1: hey did you see that new furry weight gain rosalina-wario buttfuck hentai on deviant art yesterday?? I nutted to is so hard that it broke my computer screen.

guy 2: dude you really need some christ in your life holy shit.

guy 1: wait I thought you were an atheist.

guy 2: exactly. that's how fucked up you are. your brain is so fucked up that I, an atheist, who doesnt even believe in Jesus or God, thinks you need them BOTH in your life immediately. let that sink in for a moment.

guy 1: oh did I mention they were both children in the comic?

guy 2: fuck the first ammendment

by Ur mom's shrek hentai January 14, 2020