Definitions by Ur mom's shrek hentai

sleepy joe 

some people use it as an insult to that political guy but the phrase is actually is referring to the fact that joe mama is sleepy from me doing her all night

you wouldn't believe how sleepy Joe mama is after her and I stayed up all night fucking

sleepy joe by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 5, 2020

joe biden

he's an old guy who's in the news a lot along with some other old guy who's name i forgot.

I think it was like dan or something

person 1: did you hear about joe biden and the election?

person 2: isn't he that guy from fortnite?

joe biden by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 5, 2020

imposter in the vent 

loosely related to the popular game among us, imposter in the vent is a sexual move in which a man inserts his penis into a pregnant woman's vagina, works his way to the womb, and fucks the fetus to death before it is even born. this method is much cheaper than a traditional abortion and pleases both the man and the woman. if the woman did not want this to happen, the man will play it off as an accident and "report the dead body" to the police. this can have mixed results because it will make the police sus of you and depending on their mood they may shoot you multiple times.

guy 1: hey bro last night I did a good old imposter in the vent with your mom last night

guy 2: so you killed my brother

guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"

imposter in the vent by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 5, 2020

Slep 

When you’re sleeping in a bed in Minecraft but the other person isn’t sleeping so you type the word “slep” in chat to indicate that you want them to sleep for the game to skip to morning

Chat: Steve is sleeping in a bed. To skip to dawn, all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.
<Steve> slep
<Alex> I can’t I’m mining
<Steve> please it’s raining

<Alex> fine
Alex goes up to surface and sleeps

Slep by Ur mom's shrek hentai March 26, 2020

deviant art 

an art website. occasionally you can find some pretty good original content and good art on there, but 90 percent of the time it mostly consists of:

vore art of cartoon/videogame characters

weight gain/inflation art of cartoon/videogame characters
furries
my little pony cringe
nasty hentai shit
or some combination of those things I just mentioned.

usually, these pieces of "art" are poorly drawn in ms paint and are mostly viewed by horny teenage boys with weird fetishes and youtubers doing try not to cringe challenges when you really know that they're secretly masturbating to it under the table.

guy 1: hey did you see that new furry weight gain rosalina-wario buttfuck hentai on deviant art yesterday?? I nutted to is so hard that it broke my computer screen.

guy 2: dude you really need some christ in your life holy shit.

guy 1: wait I thought you were an atheist.

guy 2: exactly. that's how fucked up you are. your brain is so fucked up that I, an atheist, who doesnt even believe in Jesus or God, thinks you need them BOTH in your life immediately. let that sink in for a moment.

guy 1: oh did I mention they were both children in the comic?

guy 2: fuck the first ammendment

deviant art by Ur mom's shrek hentai January 14, 2020

a comedy 

a comedy is when you go the hospital and pee in your bed

the old man had a heart attack so he had do do a comedy

a comedy by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 19, 2019

hamhamham

Similar to a hamburger, but it's just three of the top bun pieces stacked on top of each other.

guy 1: "hey guy 2 would you like to come over to my place for a barbecue?"

guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"

guy 1: "wtf is that"

guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"

guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"

guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"

guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"

hamhamham by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 8, 2019