Ur mom's shrek hentai's definitions

a comedy

a comedy is when you go the hospital and pee in your bed

the old man had a heart attack so he had do do a comedy

by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 19, 2019

Shreek

Common misspelling of shrek

Guy one: hey bro you wanna come over and watch shreek 2 on dvd tomarrow night?

Guy two: did you mean shrek?

Guy one: yea

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 18, 2018

deviant art

an art website. occasionally you can find some pretty good original content and good art on there, but 90 percent of the time it mostly consists of:

vore art of cartoon/videogame characters

weight gain/inflation art of cartoon/videogame characters
furries
my little pony cringe
nasty hentai shit
or some combination of those things I just mentioned.

usually, these pieces of "art" are poorly drawn in ms paint and are mostly viewed by horny teenage boys with weird fetishes and youtubers doing try not to cringe challenges when you really know that they're secretly masturbating to it under the table.

guy 1: hey did you see that new furry weight gain rosalina-wario buttfuck hentai on deviant art yesterday?? I nutted to is so hard that it broke my computer screen.

guy 2: dude you really need some christ in your life holy shit.

guy 1: wait I thought you were an atheist.

guy 2: exactly. that's how fucked up you are. your brain is so fucked up that I, an atheist, who doesnt even believe in Jesus or God, thinks you need them BOTH in your life immediately. let that sink in for a moment.

guy 1: oh did I mention they were both children in the comic?

guy 2: fuck the first ammendment

by Ur mom's shrek hentai January 14, 2020

Shrekism

The one and only superior religion where long ago a powerful being named shrek created the universe and about 4.3 billion years ago he created the earth but it was a giant swamp and the only life was plants and ogres and donkeys. eventually some of these ogres evolved to become what is now known as humans and the earth changed too causing swamps to be a lot less common then they used to. Some ogres stayed isolated and did not evolve. the last known ogres seen around 400 years ago but some theories suggest that they have a colony of ogres still thrive on slugs and eyeballs deep under swamps. This theory is highly supported since nobody has seen any evidence of ogre remains so they are likely hiding and waiting to return. Anybody who opposes this belief is a lord farquaad supporter and should be thrown in the lava that surrounds the dragons castle. There are many variations of shrekism but they all revolve around the belief that the all mighty shrek controls everything that exists. Some believe it is possible to summon shrek by tying a donkey to a tree in a swamp surrounded by onions and chanting “what are you doing in my swamp” over and over while playing All star by smash mouth from a CD player that was manufactured in 2001. Many people have tried this but nobody has succeeded in summoning shrek because the conditions have to be absolutely perfect and it is still very difficult.

It was very easy to convert my Christian friend into a shrekist because of how much more sense shrekism makes

by Ur mom's shrek hentai April 21, 2019

imposter in the vent

loosely related to the popular game among us, imposter in the vent is a sexual move in which a man inserts his penis into a pregnant woman's vagina, works his way to the womb, and fucks the fetus to death before it is even born. this method is much cheaper than a traditional abortion and pleases both the man and the woman. if the woman did not want this to happen, the man will play it off as an accident and "report the dead body" to the police. this can have mixed results because it will make the police sus of you and depending on their mood they may shoot you multiple times.

guy 1: hey bro last night I did a good old imposter in the vent with your mom last night

guy 2: so you killed my brother

guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"

by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 5, 2020

Slep

When you’re sleeping in a bed in Minecraft but the other person isn’t sleeping so you type the word “slep” in chat to indicate that you want them to sleep for the game to skip to morning

Chat: Steve is sleeping in a bed. To skip to dawn, all players need to sleep in beds at the same time.
<Steve> slep
<Alex> I can’t I’m mining
<Steve> please it’s raining

<Alex> fine
Alex goes up to surface and sleeps

by Ur mom's shrek hentai March 26, 2020

hamhamham

Similar to a hamburger, but it's just three of the top bun pieces stacked on top of each other.

guy 1: "hey guy 2 would you like to come over to my place for a barbecue?"

guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"

guy 1: "wtf is that"

guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"

guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"

guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"

guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"

by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 8, 2019