Upamonaco's definitions

Erebing

The act of harassing your short friend by poking him/her in the ribs with the butt-end of a badminton racket.

"Hey man, Simona was getting really mad at me yesterday when I was erebing her"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Doulting

A variation of necrophilia involving broccoli, a soccer ball, and the small intestine.

"Hey man, Francis and I are going doulting tomorrow, wanna come?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Creping

An another name for a syrupy pawjob, popular in the furry community.

"Hey man, I heard that Sam and his brother are going to a Creping conference!!"
"Oh wow"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Bifting

The act of melting 14-20 metal screws together, letting them harden, and then throwing the chunk at a homeless person.

"Hey man, wanna go bifting with me tomorrow?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Ascorbing

A deranged way to eat an orange, similar to going down on the orange. It involves removing a small chunk of the peel, inserting your tongue an inch inside, and making vigorous circular motions.

"Hey man, I heard that Luke was caught ascorbing last night!"
"Oh man, that's such a disgusting way to eat an orange"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024