Upamonaco's definitions

Erebing

The act of harassing your short friend by poking him/her in the ribs with the butt-end of a badminton racket.

"Hey man, Simona was getting really mad at me yesterday when I was erebing her"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Fossing

The act of brutally dissecting a live iguana using only a rusty T-pin.

"Hey man, as our class prank, we're gonna do some fossing to our class pet! Wanna join?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Grooning

The orgasmic feeling that one gets after unanesthetized double knee surgery

"Hey man, I'm feeling some grooning right now! It feels sooooo nice.

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Haftinning

The act of vomiting into a camel's mouth, and then hitting the griddy shortly after

"Hey man, wanna go Haftinning later?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Moaqing

The act of pulling back your foreskin, and using your smegma (dick cheese) as butter for your toast.

"Hey man, what are you doing for breakfast?"
"Me and Sebastian are moaqing"

by Upamonaco November 28, 2024

Ibling

A variation of felching that involves a plastic straw, necessary when a fat person is involved, and the tongue can't reach the necessary depths to do the sucking.

"Hey man, you hear that John and Mark were ibling last night?"
"Ew gross, with a straw?"

by Upamonaco December 3, 2024

Jokamming

Pronounced "Yo Cam Ing", Jokamming is the act of sticking the post of a soccer net into the anus, followed by an african elephant stepping on the post, inserting it further into the abdominal cavity.

"Hey man, wanna go see Stephen go Jokamming next Monday?"
"Oooh yah"

by Upamonaco December 3, 2024