Moaqing

The act of pulling back your foreskin, and using your smegma (dick cheese) as butter for your toast.

"Hey man, what are you doing for breakfast?"
"Me and Sebastian are moaqing"

by Upamonaco November 28, 2024

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Jokamming

Pronounced "Yo Cam Ing", Jokamming is the act of sticking the post of a soccer net into the anus, followed by an african elephant stepping on the post, inserting it further into the abdominal cavity.

"Hey man, wanna go see Stephen go Jokamming next Monday?"
"Oooh yah"

by Upamonaco December 03, 2024

Bifting

The act of melting 14-20 metal screws together, letting them harden, and then throwing the chunk at a homeless person.

"Hey man, wanna go bifting with me tomorrow?"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Ibling

A variation of felching that involves a plastic straw, necessary when a fat person is involved, and the tongue can't reach the necessary depths to do the sucking.

"Hey man, you hear that John and Mark were ibling last night?"
"Ew gross, with a straw?"

by Upamonaco December 03, 2024

Kallving

The act of two people undergoing 69 positioned sex after they've eaten copious amounts of fish curry, so that around an hour or two in, the people start shitting explosively all over each other. After the sex, the people watch Uruguayan women's volleyball

"Hey man, you wanna do some Kallving later?"
"Sorry brah, I promised that I wouldn't"

by Upamonaco December 03, 2024