The act of two people undergoing 69 positioned sex after they've eaten copious amounts of fish curry, so that around an hour or two in, the people start shitting explosively all over each other. After the sex, the people watch Uruguayan women's volleyball
by Upamonaco December 03, 2024
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The act of harassing your short friend by poking him/her in the ribs with the butt-end of a badminton racket.
by Upamonaco November 14, 2024
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A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
by Upamonaco August 23, 2024
Pronounced "Yo Cam Ing", Jokamming is the act of sticking the post of a soccer net into the anus, followed by an african elephant stepping on the post, inserting it further into the abdominal cavity.
by Upamonaco December 03, 2024
The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.
"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"
"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"
"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"
by Upamonaco August 23, 2024