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ChaatuContractor 

A fake, insecure, cowardly and spineless man who constantly kisses people’s ass by sucking upto them when he needs something but then completely ignores them when he gets what he wants. He absolutely has no courage whatsoever to stand up for what is right and fair but merely bows down to the strong and dominant authorities. He is a big time coward and would run away from any situation where there is even slight conflict/possible altercation with his tail between his legs, even abandoning his family! He is the first person to abandon a friend in need and doesn’t actually have any real friends. All his relationships are only transactional for a specific benefit he gets out of them! He only believes in taking from others and whenever it is his turn to give or assist in anyway he’s nowhere to be found. He is just as USER. These are usually men who are short in height, big glasses, fake smiles and very sweet tone of voice when interacting! Any person who is intuitive and attentive can clearly see their fakeness! They pray to God for long hours but do not live the values, moral conduct preached by their religion or perform any good deeds. Prayers are to bribe God and get some divine protection and selfish wishes fulfilled due to their extreme fear and insecurity of unexpected misfortunes that may come their way! They live every step of their lives with cunning and calculative moves just to fulfill their selfish motives. They are a disgrace to other men and mankind as a whole!
Shaanu from Business Advisory department who has finally decided to come and talk to us and that too in such a sweet tone to get help with analytics on his project. He is a ChaatuContractor!
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