Unclecrazy's definitions

Niggeritis

A disease that strikes non-black women. The early onset has them down on their knees as early as their teens sucking black dick. The later stages of niggeritis sees the female patient with a litter of 4-6 unruly kids with different baby daddies who usually reside in prison. Once struck with niggeritis white men avoid this diseased female as she is considered damaged goods.

Did you see Tina? She used to be a fantastic girl, but her extreme case of niggeritis has left her a mom of 5 in a trailer park.

by Unclecrazy December 16, 2023

Nigger scared

To be frightened and unsettled beyond comprehension.

Tina told James, that he was likely the baby daddy. He was nigger scared!

by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

Nigger mobile

Used to describe a T-90 Russian tank that has been either NLAW'ed or Javelin'ed to a crisp, leaving only a black burned out shell.

Damn', that's one shot up Nigger Mobile!

by Unclecrazy April 6, 2022

Mountain Goat

An expression used by Danes to describe Norwegians.

Check out those mountain goats! They've never been abroad before.

by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

Kards lobotomy

When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.

Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

Will Smith

A Will Smith is a beta simp cuckold who is willing to get violent in order to protect the honour of his wife's boyfriend. He will actively seek out a female who enjoys to belittle and shame him in public.

It breaks my heart to see how Tina treats Tom. He used to have a backbone before he met her, now he's just another Will Smith.

by Unclecrazy April 6, 2022

Cavalry Nigga

Used to define nigga members of Air Cav. during the Vietnam War. Due to their low IQ they were barred from flying the Bell AH-1 Cobra or even the Bell UH-1 Iroquois(commonly referred to as Huey). However, they were often deployed as door-gunners as they were excellent marksmen having supplemented their diet in the South with hunting rabbits.

"You better not mess with me chump! I used to be a Cavalry Nigga"
"We better use explosives on this nigga, he's too good in a firefight and will cap our black asses"

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022