Unclecrazy's definitions

Nigger mobile

Used to describe a T-90 Russian tank that has been either NLAW'ed or Javelin'ed to a crisp, leaving only a black burned out shell.

Damn', that's one shot up Nigger Mobile!

by Unclecrazy April 6, 2022

Mountain Goat

An expression used by Danes to describe Norwegians.

Check out those mountain goats! They've never been abroad before.

by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

Niggeritis

A disease that strikes non-black women. The early onset has them down on their knees as early as their teens sucking black dick. The later stages of niggeritis sees the female patient with a litter of 4-6 unruly kids with different baby daddies who usually reside in prison. Once struck with niggeritis white men avoid this diseased female as she is considered damaged goods.

Did you see Tina? She used to be a fantastic girl, but her extreme case of niggeritis has left her a mom of 5 in a trailer park.

by Unclecrazy December 16, 2023

Nigger scared

To be frightened and unsettled beyond comprehension.

Tina told James, that he was likely the baby daddy. He was nigger scared!

by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

Niggers gonna nig

Describing a static state of being. Nothing ever changes. Status quo is upheld in perpetuity.

How did the election go?
Pff you know, ain't a damn' thing has changed. Niggers gonna nig.

by Unclecrazy November 23, 2022

Cavalry Nigga

Used to define nigga members of Air Cav. during the Vietnam War. Due to their low IQ they were barred from flying the Bell AH-1 Cobra or even the Bell UH-1 Iroquois(commonly referred to as Huey). However, they were often deployed as door-gunners as they were excellent marksmen having supplemented their diet in the South with hunting rabbits.

"You better not mess with me chump! I used to be a Cavalry Nigga"
"We better use explosives on this nigga, he's too good in a firefight and will cap our black asses"

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

Battle Stations!

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.

Battle Stations! Nigger Alert! Fire at will!

by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023