Uncle Wacky's definitions

Corking

To interrupt your partner’s fart by sticking your dick in their ass.

Tina and I had Taco Bell yesterday and I was corking her all night!

by Uncle Wacky March 21, 2020

Dhalsim

To unstick your balls from your legs by adopting a wide stance and shifting your weight left to right, similar to the victory dance displayed by Dhalsim, the Indian combatant from Street Fighter II.

I tried to be subtle about it, but my scrote was so glued to my thigh that I just did a full-on Dhalsim right in front of her. She laughed and shouted “Yoga Fire!” That’s when I knew she was the one.

by Uncle Wacky April 21, 2019

de sham pu

The sudden realization while shampooing your hair that you have already washed your hair during the same shower.

It never fails: I always get de sham pu after a hard night of drinking and no sleep.

by Uncle Wacky January 11, 2019

wasaBJ

Fellatio performed by a person holding a glob of wasabi in their mouth

I told my wife we needed to spice up our sex life. So, she gave me a wasaBJ and turned my dick into a torch!

by Uncle Wacky February 11, 2019

recocknition

The act of recognizing a man based solely on the sight of his genitals.

Stormy Daniels' recocknition of Donald Trump was a virtual nail in the coffin for the Donald Trump administration.

by Uncle Wacky June 8, 2018

flingshot

The act of launching an elastic object by stretching it back from one's index finger and letting go.

The doctor gave us the strangest advice for maximizing our chances at conception. One of his suggestions was to flingshot my wife's underwear at the wall. If they stick, then we know it's time to have sex.

by Uncle Wacky March 28, 2020

orbs of power

An incredibly impressive pair of breasts with the power to bring a viewer to their knees with tears of joy and gratitude. They must be natural and at least a C cup. The nipples must be of ideal proportions, and pointed slightly upwards. Finally, the breasts themselves must be uncannily spherical when the owner is standing at rest.

I had promised myself that this was it, I was finally going to break it off. That’s when she unleashed her orbs of power, and I was compelled to bury my face in them until I passed out.

by Uncle Wacky April 2, 2019