Porn

An excellent but unused way to diagnose erectile dysfunction

I don’t think you need to diagnose ED with porn

by Uncle Snap July 11, 2023

SmartFriend

Bullshit made by HP that charges you $100 to do whatever the hell they want to your PC.

Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.

Hobo 2: haha bitch

by Uncle Snap April 18, 2023

obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

by Uncle Snap March 24, 2024

naked girl

something you will never see in person if you keep looking on this site

Hobo 1: Bro i just saw a naked girl

Hobo 2: On eporner you did

by Uncle Snap July 18, 2023

junk

unneeded stuff
penis and sac
heroin

throw this junk away.
aw man i got hit in the junk again
don’t do junk

by Uncle Snap September 26, 2023

lacking

watching porn

i caught my teacher lacking in class

by Uncle Snap November 06, 2023

Shitloid

A shitloid is a douchebag but from the next level. They say things that nobody says anymore, like sus, drip, yolo, and more crap only a shitloid would say. They are dirty and think everyone is their friend when in reality, they are just a tool and everyone wants to beat the shit out of them. They are a simp, but their ass will never get a girl. They are not funny when they think they are and they piss everyone off. To avoid a shitloid, stay 1 acre away from their dumbass. If they come towards you, throw the hardest object you have at them, throw mud at them, or you can push them into a body of water. The recommended body of water is a swamp.

Also, Fuck you Cedar.

Aiden: Bro Tim is so annoying.

Joseph: Yeah. What a shitloid.

by Uncle Snap September 07, 2022