133 definitions by Uncle Joosie
After Skeeter-Enos Pawpucket scored some street corner meth in Adams Morgan, he joined with hillbilly pals and went down to invade our nation's Capitol in an act of Trump Treason. Just before reaching the building, he snorted a line on his hand, and screamed "My face is spicy" and then went to steal Pelosi's laptop.
by Uncle Joosie April 11, 2021
Charlie Crist meme-shade
"DeSanTAX is the price Floridians pay for Ronald Dion DerpSantis' retaliation against Florida businesses that don't follow his petulant man-child demands"—embellished meme produced by Crist campaign
by Uncle Joosie May 9, 2022
exasperated, Larry hung up the phone and groaned. his roommate, Karl, asked him what was wrong. "what's up bro?"
"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."
"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."
by Uncle Joosie August 31, 2018
Pete Doocy—Fixed Noise asshole "correspondent" and press-pool troll—asked Jen Psaki if she considered network's christmas tree burning to be a mark on Biden's record. her Drop a Doocy reply: "have you checked Murdoch's whereabouts? probably an inside job. next question"
by Uncle Joosie December 13, 2021
Donald Trump & his official assholes arranged for taxpayers to fund $12B in Farmer Welfare so they'll shut their yap before the midterm elections.
by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018
"RNC can censure whomever they please" Kremlin Kevin McCarthy told CNN. "The Democratic policies have detrimated our neighborhoods and also I love Vlad Putin more than my wife"
by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2022
when Carol's phone buzzed with an urgent alert she eye-rolled cuz it was another hysterical post from Carl. "there's our Nervous NextDoor Nancy hearing gunfire again" she welped.
by Uncle Joosie January 21, 2020