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Karla was walking and talking to mom on her cell and noticed a dude who crossed to the other side. "OMG mama this guy just did a Covid Cootie-cross on me!"
by Uncle Joosie April 22, 2020
Get the Covid Cootie-crossmug. after a dopey Beltway reporter asked if trump's upcoming Red Hat cult rally in Ohio will result in violence, Biden's white house press secretary served signature Psaki Shade: "We don't really give a fuck what The Former Guy does, dude. next?"
by Uncle Joosie June 21, 2021
Get the Psaki Shademug. Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"
by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2019
Get the tricky dick prison tattoomug. Larry finished his deli sandwich and picked up the pickle spear; instead of eating the whole thing he decided to beaver that pickle and gnaw the seeds out
by Uncle Joosie April 29, 2019
Get the beaver that picklemug. Appearing on CBS News, Cruella de Puppykiller Kristi Noem once again tried to explain away how she murdered puppy Cricket in a gravel pit—then went on to suggest she'd probably shoot Commander, President Biden's dog. Referring to the dog as "it" just completed the picture of her violent pathology. Everyone should keep their furry children away from that psychopath.
by Uncle Joosie May 6, 2024
Get the Cruella de Puppykillermug. COVID-positive California teacher, actively symptomatic, read to her class without a breathing mask and got more than half of her students sick. In MAGA's suicide cult Dumbtitlement runs rampant and is literally putting people at risk.
by Uncle Joosie August 30, 2021
Get the Dumbtitlementmug. After Skeeter-Enos Pawpucket scored some street corner meth in Adams Morgan, he joined with hillbilly pals and went down to invade our nation's Capitol in an act of Trump Treason. Just before reaching the building, he snorted a line on his hand, and screamed "My face is spicy" and then went to steal Pelosi's laptop.
by Uncle Joosie April 11, 2021
Get the My face is spicymug.