NBC Nightly News ran a segment about some asshole-teen in North Carolina not wanting to wear a mask at school. "some say masks are good; others say they're bad" the reporter noted. when Brenda heard that she rolled her eyes and said "aww, Jaden has a sad"
by Uncle Joosie December 01, 2021
Get the Jaden Has a Sad mug.Right after Apartheid Clyde ran around CPAC with a chainsaw word got out that the famous spreader of seed had his private-security detail granted special powers (aka "Derployed") by U.S. Marshal Service. which means we now have an unelected dolt upcycling his own bodyguards into a government temporarily run by transnational mob
by Uncle Joosie February 21, 2025
Get the Derployed mug.watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”
by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022
Get the Shamble Bangs mug.Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.
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Get the ass splasher mug.2 bitchy queens on RuPaul’s Drag Race created a Chismosa Corner on Season 17 where they cut down their other sisters for filth and kiki until cows come home
by Uncle Joosie January 18, 2025
Get the Chismosa Corner mug.Lauren "Qbert" Boebert had a visit with Fixed Noise and said "my Alleagues in congress will come around" to our radical policies nobody likes. after that verbal diarrhea, Qbert went and did a live hit on OANN.
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Get the Alleagues mug.exasperated, Larry hung up the phone and groaned. his roommate, Karl, asked him what was wrong. "what's up bro?"
"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."
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