Uncle Joosie's definitions

Indicktable

Conspicuous gaffe from pretend "lawmaker" Marge 3-Toes

Sporkfoot Margie 3-Toes was recently reading some nonsense into congressional record and faceplanted trying to say "indictable" and instead said "Indicktable crimes" in reference to Hunter Biden—proving yet again Marge's mind is always on sniffing Hunter's dick pics as horny suburban mom.

by Uncle Joosie February 2, 2024

Shamble Bangs

Chuck Todd metaphor for American news

watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”

by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022

Drag Delusion

when a drag queen, or boring average person, is stuck in delusions of grandeur

Coined in Season 15 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag Delusion was Mistress Isabelle Brooks’ shade to Loosey LeDuca. “CDC needs to come up with a vaccine for it because it afflicts too many queens.”

by Uncle Joosie December 22, 2024

Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure

Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.

by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022

Wrath of Khwax

what falls out after severe-ear occlusion

Jamie was painfully clogged in one ear and decided to take matters in his own hands. He jumped in the shower and sprayed the handheld nozzle in his ear. just then he felt a dislodging and something brown and globby fell to the shower floor. He screamed out to roommate Barry "OH MY GOD THAT'S LIKE SOMETHING FROM WRATH OF KHAN!!" Barry, grossed out, stopped eating his bowl of cereal and shouted back "Wrath of Khwax yes I've had a few of those"

by Uncle Joosie October 3, 2020

Dalmatian Shake

When a kid or adult gets out of a bath and shakes like a Dalmatian

Bob finished a bubble bath and his partner Karla was brushing her teeth. After he got out, Karla told him to "do the Dalmatian Shake!" and Bob rolled his eyes

by Uncle Joosie March 27, 2025