Definitions by Uncle Joosie
shitrolling
Carla took her Rat Terrier Clyde for a walk and came across a newly fertilized lawn; Clyde promptly started shitrolling to get the scent all over him
shitrolling by Uncle Joosie June 23, 2020
instaghosted
Diane was pissed after hunky Charley matched with her on Tinder only to find he was gone. “that cunt instaghosted me!” she yelled to her roommate
instaghosted by Uncle Joosie May 16, 2020
Covid Cootie-cross
Karla was walking and talking to mom on her cell and noticed a dude who crossed to the other side. "OMG mama this guy just did a Covid Cootie-cross on me!"
Covid Cootie-cross by Uncle Joosie April 22, 2020
Karmacorona
after CNN reported that Rand Paul got diagnosed with COVID-19 Herb asked Alexa to play "Karma Chameleon." Herb exclaimed "that's some serious Karmacorona happening right now!" as Boy George sang.
Karmacorona by Uncle Joosie March 22, 2020
COVID ConcernGram
George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"
COVID ConcernGram by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020
Coronarrhea
Donald filled his "administration" with science-denying fuckfaces and is so stupid generally he can't fathom Coronavirus spiraling out of control is his own fault. To cope with bad news Don retreated to his crapper where, while tweeting angrily at Obama, he blew out the toilet with explosive Coronarrhea
Coronarrhea by Uncle Joosie March 13, 2020
concern for my Cheetos
Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"
concern for my Cheetos by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020