Overmature Ejaculation

Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.

Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?

T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?

Big Cheesy: SEE!!!

T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 17, 2019

Canadian Hot Sauce

Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.

Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!

Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Corn Cock Pipe

The surprise piece of corn that gets attached to your penis as you pull out of the anus after having anal sex with a male or female who recently ate corn.

Man: Dude, I boned some chick last night in the ass and when I pulled out, I had a piece of corn stuck to my dick.

Friend: Maybe I should go get you a button nose to go with the corn cock pipe!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017

Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Hollapeeño

The act of seeking revenge on your girl friend, wife, side piece, etc... by secretly placing a jalepeno slice on the tip of your dick like a halo over Jesus and thrusting it into the cunt hole of said bitch. You may choose to pound the vag but would be at great risk of draw back. If you plan to finish, use a condom.

Big Easy: so I caught my wife nailing the ups driver. I guess what brown can do for me is stop boning my wife.

Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.

Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.

Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2019

Jew-Jit-Sue

The act of pressing false charges of rape against wealthy men in order to get money from them. (Jew) referring to the lying woman being a cheap ass by trying to steal money, (jit) referring to the cumshot and or the "evidence", and (sue) referring to the criminal case.

Bro: No way in hell Kobe Bryant raped that skank ass hoe. That dude and millions and 17 inch anaconda chode could plow any bitch he wanted!

Friend: No doubt. That hoe be taking jew-jit-sue classes.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017

Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019