Uncle Gary's Potato Farm's definitions
Referring to the dinosaur that spits a tar like substance at Newman (from Seinfeld) in Jurassic Park (the Dilophosaurus), this term occurs when a male is banging a chick, then pulls out moments before climax and breaks both of her elbows (preferably in Steven Segal fashion) and then finishes by pumping off all over her face. Her arms will then be limp and incapacitated, her hair will expand and freeze to either side of her head by way of the semen, and her shriek will mimic a dinosaur, making her appearance akin to the aforementioned Dilophosauraus.
Dude: I kind of feel bad for nutting on my girlfriends face last night.
Friend: Don't. I broke my bitches elbows and then nutted on her. Made her look like a Dilophosorepuss.
Friend: Don't. I broke my bitches elbows and then nutted on her. Made her look like a Dilophosorepuss.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
Get the Dilophosorepussmug. Refering to when Hulk Hogan would rip his shirt off before each match, this term has to do with foreskin. Basically, a male with foreskin is pounding away and the vag starts to dry up. Being close to climax, he bypasses the option to pull out and spit on his dick for more lubrication and proceeds to pound dry. The build up of friction gives him an unwanted circumcision resembling Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt.
Tyrant: Juicy J isn’t coming into work today?
Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.
Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.
Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.
Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 10, 2019
Get the The Hulk Hoganmug. The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.
Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.
Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.
Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017
Get the How the Prince Stole Clitmasmug. See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.
Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?
Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?
Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!
Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?
Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
Get the Snorkeling in Australiamug. Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?
Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
Get the Queef Stroganoffmug. Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
Get the Cumlesterolmug. When your friend, roommate, sibling, offspring, etc...are so drunk or high, they sound like they are getting raped while they masturbate in the other room.
Tyrant: yo, i just bought you a rape kit on amazon prime. I don’t know how you are feeling, but it’s the least I could do. I’m sorry.
Big Easy: the f you talking about?
Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.
Big Easy: the f you talking about?
Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm November 16, 2019
Get the Heard it threw the rapevinemug.