When your friend, roommate, sibling, offspring, etc...are so drunk or high, they sound like they are getting raped while they masturbate in the other room.
Tyrant: yo, i just bought you a rape kit on amazon prime. I don’t know how you are feeling, but it’s the least I could do. I’m sorry.
Big Easy: the f you talking about?
Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.
Big Easy: the f you talking about?
Tyrant: I know you got raped last night. I heard it threw the rapevine.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm November 17, 2019
The act of murdering the nostrils of many people in a crowded area by placing a big gulp filled with asparagus piss and a frozen shit log in a low key spot and allowing the musTURD gas to thaw. If done in an enclosed area, should result in roughly 11-19 people throwing up in less than an hour after placement.
Tyrant: What you do this weekend?
Big Easy: I am going to hell. I assassurinated like 50-60 people at Toy Story 4 yesterday.
Tyrant: The fuck is that?
Big Easy: I placed a 17 inch deuce into a 42 oz big gulp slushy full of asparagus piss and placed right under the seat in the third row. It was horrific. So much puke. It was all fun and games until 6 year old's were puking on their infant siblings, and the parents were pushing chunks from the sight and smell of it all. Gonna be hard to whack off tonight.
Big Easy: I am going to hell. I assassurinated like 50-60 people at Toy Story 4 yesterday.
Tyrant: The fuck is that?
Big Easy: I placed a 17 inch deuce into a 42 oz big gulp slushy full of asparagus piss and placed right under the seat in the third row. It was horrific. So much puke. It was all fun and games until 6 year old's were puking on their infant siblings, and the parents were pushing chunks from the sight and smell of it all. Gonna be hard to whack off tonight.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 21, 2019
Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.
Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.
Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.
Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.
Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.
Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?
Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.
Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.
Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 09, 2019
The act of seeking revenge on your girl friend, wife, side piece, etc... by secretly placing a jalepeno slice on the tip of your dick like a halo over Jesus and thrusting it into the cunt hole of said bitch. You may choose to pound the vag but would be at great risk of draw back. If you plan to finish, use a condom.
Big Easy: so I caught my wife nailing the ups driver. I guess what brown can do for me is stop boning my wife.
Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.
Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.
Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.
Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.
Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2019
Refering to when Hulk Hogan would rip his shirt off before each match, this term has to do with foreskin. Basically, a male with foreskin is pounding away and the vag starts to dry up. Being close to climax, he bypasses the option to pull out and spit on his dick for more lubrication and proceeds to pound dry. The build up of friction gives him an unwanted circumcision resembling Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt.
Tyrant: Juicy J isn’t coming into work today?
Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.
Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.
Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.
Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 10, 2019
Ant: You won't believe me but my girl gave me a blumpkin last night.
Me: Good for you. My girl is a twat waffle and won't do that so I have to loag on the toilet to simulate.
Me: Good for you. My girl is a twat waffle and won't do that so I have to loag on the toilet to simulate.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019