133 definitions by Uncle Joosie
Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.
by Uncle Joosie July 22, 2018
An extreme-conspiracy nutbag-fuckface stood up at "Save 'Murrica Cuz Jesus" conference with Mike "Misha" Flynn to ask a very dopey question. "Why can't what's happening in Minnamar happen here?" Misha replied, "no reason. it should." since FBI agents were monitoring the event they took notes and laughed their asses off.
by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021
watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”
by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022
"Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.
by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023
On a recent episode of Ru Paul's Drag Race Untucked, Anetra complimented Marcia Marcia Marcia on her acting and performance skills. "you're a thesbian... a Lipstick Thesbian!" and just like that, a new play-on-words was born.
by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2023
Donald Trump launched a lie-filled Amazon Grenade that caused the company to lose market share and stock value overnight.
by Uncle Joosie April 3, 2018
Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018