A beast from the dark unknown, it puts chaplip on his hugmongous were-lips every year for 24 days. This chap-lipped behemoth is practically indestructdible unless your arsenal of weaponry contains watermelon or live chickens for him to feast upon.
by Unknown January 09, 2004
Usage Examples:
My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.
<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.
My "KBert" is more Elite than your "KBert".
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I'm really cool but I'm not a "KBert" yet.
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<person 1> How do you turn your "KBert" off? I turn mine off by using a swift kick to the “nutz”.
<person 2> That’s not cool.
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KBert, KBert, KBe, K... WHO? WHAT?
WTF has a website that only contains their email address? Oh, now I get it, that must be the new cool thing to do!
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I love KBert sooo much that I am following his supreme dietary examples and consuming snapple of the ras-bury variety and only Snapple of the ras-bury variety.
by unknown April 16, 2005
When doing her doggie-style pretend you dump but actually spit on her backside then turn her around and shoot in her face.
by unknown September 19, 2003
tammy needs to stop being such a mooooooooottttttttt! and stop eating all the time. a person who looks like a cow
by unknown June 11, 2006
A redneck is someone who lacks spelling skills, intelligence, and sophistication. Some of them tend to befriend roaches. How they do this, I have no idea. They also tend to collect license plates. Some will even be proud to be considered a redneck until they learn about incest. They tend to use "fart" in place of swear words.
"ft!", "33++", "fart u"
by Unknown March 05, 2005
a dorky brother and his girlfriend who you suspect bean cows and are very touchy about cookies.
this was formed from a "friend" who had a stupid fgirlfriend who loves cows and beans.
this was formed from a "friend" who had a stupid fgirlfriend who loves cows and beans.
by unknown May 31, 2004