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Slang abbreviation for 'clitoris'.

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.
"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
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An acronym for Gay Best Friend. A homosexual man who is the best friend of a woman.

The GBF is a fashion accessory mainly found adorning city women having risen to popularity in the late 90's. GBF's are prized for having acute fashion sense and therefore suitable for shopping trips. Also known for better understanding the mysteries of female nature and therefore a good Agony Uncle and conversationalist.

GBF's are sometimes used as stand-in boyfriends at social/business/family gatherings when a woman has no real boyfriend.
"Mike is soooo hot. Too bad he's just my GBF."
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
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A person who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend (or farmyard animal), with whom you have sexual relations, on the mutual understanding that you both want sex and nothing more.

Strictly, for the term 'fuck buddy' to apply, both people involved have to be single.
"I ain't had any dick in weeks! I'll give Mike a call. He's my fuck-buddy."
by Umbongo - England April 2, 2003
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The act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.

Insertion of the tongue is not necessary. Circular motions in the clockwise directions are supposedly better in the Northern hemisphere, and anti-clockwise ones in the Southern.
"If he wipes his ass well, I'll give him a good rimming"
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
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Male undergarment distinguised by a 'y' shaped penis-flap at the front, which allows easy access for BJs or golden showers.

May cause infertility due to ballsack restriction.
"Do you think I'm sexy if I wear these y-fronts on my head?"
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
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More accurately the name 'y-fronts' comes from the shape of the undergarment which can be seen as the letter 'y' in much the same way a 't-shirt' may be viewed as the letter 't'.
"Dude, where did you buy those glittery y-fronts? I gots to get me some of those!"
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
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This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.

Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.
"Check out that fine ass! Too bad about the splidge flanks."
by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003
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