UltimateDoge's definitions

Petty

My ex

My ex is a petty fuck because she cries over getting called a tinky fuck

by UltimateDoge October 11, 2022

Wigger

Someone who is mixed race.

Jamal is half white and half black, therefore he is a wigger.

by UltimateDoge May 15, 2021

Speed

Street name for meth.

The reason why some refer to methamphetamines as "speed" is because everything seems 10 times faster when using meth.

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022

Denial

The first stage of the grieving process where people try to reassure themselves that their loved one hasn't died, which is a completely normal grieving process because it is the brain's way of pacing the grieving process to deter one from going off the rails.

Denial is a normal part of the grieving process

by UltimateDoge September 2, 2022

Rush

A Canadian Rock band who got alot of hate due to Geddy Lee's high voice, but then why does that make Rush shit? Brian Johnson from AC/DC has a high voice and AC/DC is one of the most successful bands ever.

Rush is a great band, fuck you haters, y'all never listened to Rush in your life

by UltimateDoge November 11, 2022

Buckethead

You don't find Buckethead's music. Buckethead's music finds you.

Buckethead knows how to shred a guitar. An obscure song I'll reccomend is his cover of 20th Century Boy by T-Rex where he does a shred before and after the actual song. The actual songs plays half way through and Buckethead does some shredding in between the verses.

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

Liz Truss

Someone who promises to make a difference to the UK, but fucks off the next day.

Liz Truss has resigned.

by UltimateDoge October 20, 2022