Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

by UltimateDoge May 07, 2021

Probiotic

A substance which aids in promoting healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract in order to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

Probiotic

A substance which aids in the growth of healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract to maintain a healthy digestive system.

Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

The Simpsons

A funny TV show broadcast at 6PM everyday

I've watched practically every episode of The Simpsons

by UltimateDoge November 08, 2022

Copulation

A fancy synonym for getting your whole.

I'm 18 and have never partook in copulation, therefore I'm still a virgin :(

by UltimateDoge May 16, 2022

Shitebag

Derogatory Scottish term for a wimp

David: Oi dickhead! Wanna hit the pubs the night

James: Nah sorry mate I'm workin' the morns mornin'

David: Mon shitebag, just have a wee bit of fun lad

James: Dinna you be callin' me a "shitebag" you cheeky cunt!

by UltimateDoge July 16, 2022

Shitebag

An insult used in the UK to call someone a wuss.

Dave: Oi min you going to the pub tonight?

Lawrence: No lad I'm sound

Dave: Mon shitebag, come and have a laugh

Lawrence: No thanks pal

by UltimateDoge May 16, 2022