First!

Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

First!
First like and comment
1st

by AntiRix February 18, 2018

First!

Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first

1st Commenter: "FIRST!"

2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."

by immatellyouwhat August 1, 2008

First!

Something said when an internet addicted asshole on YouTube feels the need to induce their feeling of superiority by entering a comment section just as the YouTube video has been published then types "first". Those sanctimonious narcissists are oblivious to the fact that the chances are that they most likely aren't the first to comment on the video as YouTube doesn't load other comments straight away, thus ending up with around 10 people screaming "first". If you are one of those silly individuals please just stop because you're not special, nor funny.

I vehemently despise those pretentious man-children who claim "first!" in every single YouTube video because nobody gives a flying fuck.

by Mellon Collie May 15, 2021

But first

The transition catch phrase of Big Brother Chenbot.

"Who will be evicted tonight? But first! Mike Boogie is creepy."

"But first!"

by Abe382393493 November 13, 2006

the first

the first evil; the root of everything that is bad.

The power of good will triump over the first.

by BowTieGirl June 15, 2003

Firstness

Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.

I'm a loser for achieving firstness.

by Katamari671 November 24, 2010

first

Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."

Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article."

Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."

by ronmex7 April 17, 2009