Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.
by AntiRix February 18, 2018
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first
1st Commenter: "FIRST!"
2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."
2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."
by immatellyouwhat August 01, 2008
Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."
by ronmex7 April 16, 2009
A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.
by I21-a November 26, 2014
A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.
by Hamshake March 15, 2011
SPAM commenting on anything with the incorrect assumption you are the first to contribute. Only comments which refer in some way to the subject commented on are real first comments. In other words it isn't a first post solely to add the word first.
Anon: "FIRST!"
Joe Blow: "Second!"
Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!
@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."
Joe Blow: "Second!"
Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!
@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."
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