UltimateDoge's definitions

Kiddy Fiddler

Joe Biden

"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.

by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021

Warner Bros FBI Warning

Have you ever seen the UK/Australian version of these? The red writing in multiple languages with a black background and the only thing you can hear is the static from your telly. Terrifying isn't it?

Warner Bros FBI Warning is scary, especially UK and Australia versions

by UltimateDoge April 21, 2024

Banned

What will happen to me for my definition of the word "idol"

Urban dictionary will probably have me banned because they can't take a fucking joke

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Pokémon GO

The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.

You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022

Dragonforce

The best metal band to grace the planet, and are "hated" by dickwads who don't want to admit that they like Dragonforce because they think it is cool to hate on them.

Dragonforce are one of the best metal bands in the world, try change my mind.

by UltimateDoge October 9, 2022

Labour

Cunts to the highest degree.

If you vote for Labour, you might as well be living in China or North Korea considering you're basically stripped of free speech and privacy. You can't even share a joke meme on Facebook without being arrested.

by UltimateDoge May 4, 2025

System Of A Down

The best band Nu Metal has got to offer. I like the simplicity of their songs and the catchy melodies along with the heavy riffs, usually in Drop C or Drop C# tuning. Not to mention, they go nuts in all their songs and Serj Tankian is like a wind up crack monkey. People have referred to System Of A Down as a pop band, but these people should be ignored as they have no idea what they're talking about.

System Of A Down rules and their songs are fucking hilarious

by UltimateDoge November 6, 2023