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Definitions by UltimateDoge

Madagascar 

I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
You like to move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
You like to move it
The whole Madagascar trilogy is good.
Madagascar by UltimateDoge July 9, 2021

Bright Side 

A YouTube channel which posts clickbait videos to gain views only for the viewer to end up watching their ill informed videos consisting of pseudoscience and conspiracy theories.
Bright Side is a YouTube channel which portrays questionable claims.
Bright Side by UltimateDoge July 9, 2021

United Kingdom 

The prime example of "United we stand and divided we fall".
Ireland gained their independence around 100 years ago and Nicola Sturgeon is now pushing for another referendum to push for an independence Scotland which her brainwashed SNP sheep will vote for. Just Wales and England if that happens and if Wales gains sovereignty then the United Kingdom is no more and we no longer stand as a nation, not that we stood as a full nation since Ireland gained sovereignty.

Mollycoddle

A form of helicopter parenting which causes parent's children to lack independence and autonomy, so when shit goes down when they move out, they call on their parents to help them out whether that is being short on money and have to pay bills because they haven't been taught by their parents on how to spend money responsibly in order to save money to pay for essentials. Some people who have been mollycoddled as children end up living with their parents in their 30s, can't do anything for themselves such as cooking, tying their own shoelaces or shaving. Basically all they do is play fortnite in their mum's basement and play fortnite or roblox.
Mollycoddling is poor parenting and if you are one of those parents, just stop because you are making it harder for yourself rather than easier as you have to further look after a fully grown ass person who is more than capable of self-care. Don't mollycoddle.
Mollycoddle by UltimateDoge July 9, 2021

Nicola Sturgeon 

The current first minister of Scotland, the leader of SNP (Scottish Nationalist party) and an utter retard. Although what she does for the country has seemingly good motives behind it, but really it is to get a political advantage and induce her anglophobic ego. She is also part of the reason why the UK is an embarrassment. Instead of the UK politicians discussing shit with one another at the Cobra meetings, they just argue. Especially Boris Johnson and Nicola. Nicola Sturgeon also holds this delusional belief that she is going to obtain her dream "independence" when everyone voted no in 2014. Goes to show that she can't take a telling. Either she is delusional or she only mentioned the so-called indyref 2 because she wanted votes from the easily manipulated as she hasn't mentioned the indyref2 since the Scottish Election. What ever happened to Democracy eh?
Jeffy: You said Jeffy's a bad boy *cries and hits his head*

Mario: No No No No! Good Jeffy.

Jeffy: You said Jeffy's a good boy? *stops crying*
Bad boy by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Politicians 

Boris Johnson: 3 week lockdown to flatten the curve

Another year later: Most people vaccinated, yet we are still restricted...

Lying politicians at it's best
Politicians by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021