Hokey pokey

The government going round in circles by frequently implementing lockdown restrictions due to their failure to governor and keep their citizens safe by waiting until there is a new spike of infections

You put your household in, your kiddies out, in out in out spread it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn around what's that? A third lockdown.

by UltimateDoge July 08, 2021

Whataboutism

General comeback used by Liberal cucks to discredit someone's point about double standards.

Intelligent person: "Why do black people get away with racism and white people don't?, The media goes on a tizzy whenever a white person is racist to a black person, but not vise versa?"

Libtard- Nice whataboutism

Intelligent person: Why do women get away with hitting men, but when men hit women, the media and the public go crazy?"

Libtard: Very nice whataboutism.

by UltimateDoge March 08, 2021

Hermit

Me

I'm a loner with basically no friends, therefore I'm a hermit.

by UltimateDoge May 04, 2021

Maybe

Just like "I'll think about it", it is a synonym for no. It is used to not disappoint the person the person is talking to, however it can become counterproductive as it can lead to the person living under false hope and become even more disappointed when they eventually get no as an answer. Personally, I'd rather if the person wad honest and just said no because that would be it over and done with.

Tamwar: Can I take you out for dinner?
Habiba: Maybe

3 hours later

Tamwar: Soooo we going out for dinner?
Habiba: Ohhh sorry, I have to babysit for my friend as she is going to the bingo tonight soz....

Tamwar: I need to stop falling for those "Maybes". 🤦🏻 ♂️

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

My dog stepped on a bee

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!

Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!

by UltimateDoge September 06, 2022

Pulling Teeth

In the most fundamental sense, it just means that something is difficult to negotiate.

Trying to get Joey out of the house is like pulling teeth.

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022

Working class

People who work in jobs that require less skill than a professor for example. Basically someone who lands up working in menial jobs and earn little money for it.

If the tories increase taxes in the UK, then the working class is fucked because how are they going to be able to pay taxes when electric and gas bills have already doubled.

by UltimateDoge May 05, 2022