Definitions by UltimateDoge
Pulling Teeth
Pulling Teeth by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
Roo
Roo by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
Death Metal
If you don't stop playing death metal, then I'll call the wee woos to have you arrested for earrape.
Death Metal by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
Run To The Hills
A song by Iron Maiden which explores the colonization of the Americas and the prime example of how Iron Maiden songs can provide a good history lesson.
Run To The Hills quotes:
"White man came across the sea, he brought us pain and misery"- This highlights the Indigenous' viewpoints on the arrival of Europeans in the Americas.
"Chasing the redskins back to their holes, fighting them at their own game"- This foreshadows the trouble that white people were going to commence with the Native Americans.
"Selling them whiskey and taking their gold, enslaving the young and destroying the old"- This is self explanatory. Native Americans were the original slaves before many died of smallpox, which Europeans had already built herd immunity to which is why Europeans resorted to enslaving West Africans.
"White man came across the sea, he brought us pain and misery"- This highlights the Indigenous' viewpoints on the arrival of Europeans in the Americas.
"Chasing the redskins back to their holes, fighting them at their own game"- This foreshadows the trouble that white people were going to commence with the Native Americans.
"Selling them whiskey and taking their gold, enslaving the young and destroying the old"- This is self explanatory. Native Americans were the original slaves before many died of smallpox, which Europeans had already built herd immunity to which is why Europeans resorted to enslaving West Africans.
Run To The Hills by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, East London. The band formed back in 1975 by the bassist and primary songwriter Steve Harris. Their discography has grown substantially over the years and consists of 41 albums. 17 of those are studio albums, 13 live albums, 4 EP'S and 7 compilations. Bruce Dickinson is the front man of the band who began his career just fronting in pubs, then built his career path to new high to performing around the world as the frontman of Iron Maiden.
In my opinion, Iron Maiden are the best metal band of all time due to:
1. Intelligently written songs
2. Kick-ass guitar solos throughout their songs
3. An amazing lead vocalist of the band
1. Intelligently written songs
2. Kick-ass guitar solos throughout their songs
3. An amazing lead vocalist of the band
Iron Maiden by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
Dad joke
Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.
The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄
Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄
Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
Dad joke by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022