A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.
by UltimateDoge February 21, 2021
by UltimateDoge October 19, 2022
One of the most successful Emo Bands of all time and have released masterpieces such as Welcome To The Black Parade, Teemagers Disenchanted, Mama, Helena, Dead! and released a new single last year called Foundations Of Decay.
by UltimateDoge March 15, 2023
by UltimateDoge September 14, 2021
Good drummer and is funny asf. He always does something weird and zany simply fir the purpose of having a laugh.
by UltimateDoge January 06, 2023
A shirt that Rosalina from SML got Jeffy to encourage him to poop in the toilet like a big boy, but instead it ended up being counter-productive as it encouraged Jeffy to poop in his pants instead.
Jeffy:Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun! Pooperman is here to save the day! *strains and poops himself* I done it daddy, I pooped.
Mario: Yes Jeffy, you saved the day, you poop in your pants instead of the toilet like a big boy, yep you saved the day, yep.
Jeffy: Starts digging in his butt.
Mario: Yes Jeffy, you saved the day, you poop in your pants instead of the toilet like a big boy, yep you saved the day, yep.
Jeffy: Starts digging in his butt.
by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021