Mainstream Music

Cancer

Most people in my school listen to Mainstream Music and it and due to them playing it so much whilst I was in earshot, it gave me ear cancer.

by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

THX logo

The Audience Is Now Deaf

The THX logo made a loud noise in the theatres and made the audience deaf.

by UltimateDoge June 06, 2021

Wikipedia

A source as reliable as the urban dictionary.

Student: Miss, I've finished my portfolio
Teacher: Where did you get your sources to gather all this information?
Student: Wikipedia
Teacher: Stamps an F-
Student: Oh man! 😞

by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021

2021

Basically 2020 vol 2.

Nasty new year everybody! 2021 is here and guess what? Covid is still here surprise surprise.

by UltimateDoge March 24, 2021

Lifelover

Depressive Swedish Black Metal Band with haunting riffs. Most of their songs are relatively simple and fun to play on guitar.

Pulver is the best Lifelover album and Ms/Salmonella is the best song by Lifeliver

by UltimateDoge November 18, 2023

Aces High

The song by Iron Maiden with only one of the best guitar solos ever, even better than Wasted Years actually, albeit also having a good guitar solo.

Aces High is a kick ass tune

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Among us

Green was the imposter

Green was the imposter, I guess you can say that flew right among us.

by UltimateDoge March 22, 2021