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Weiner

A WEINER IS A FUCKING HOT DOG YOU DIRTY MINDED MORONS!
by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022
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Nig Nog

by UltimateDoge May 29, 2022
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National Rape Day

A fake "holiday" promoted by incels who take out their frustrations stemming from being lonely virgins out on women, by justifying sexual assault.
Zack: Imma go out and rape Charlene today. After all it is national Rape day.

Charlene: Punches him in the face and breaks his nose*
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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Tickle my pickle

by UltimateDoge June 11, 2022
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A9

The longest road in Scotland notorious for it's high rates of traffic collisions.
"You were born on the A9 because that's where all the accidents happen"
by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022
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Christopher Columbus

Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.
School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.

5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!

Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.
by UltimateDoge June 14, 2021
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Rumpelshitskin

If rumpelshitskin is to be black
Rumpelshitskin is my nigger
by UltimateDoge January 5, 2025
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