Alternative Facts

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.
by UltimateDoge November 24, 2022
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Sellotaped

When 2 gay men moth have cum dripping from their penises and touch penises and their penises stick together as a result.
Oh shit, looks like we have been sellotaped.
by UltimateDoge July 02, 2021
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Peanuts

A playground game where one bends another's fingers back until it hurts then if they submit, they say "peanuts"
I played peanuts with my mate and now my fingers are broken
by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022
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Dire Straits

One of the bands that influenced me into playing guitar. I'm a metalhead and as much as I love heavy guitars, I have alot of time for soft, fast guitar riffs and solos.
Dire Straits is the tits
by UltimateDoge March 15, 2023
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Carlos Palenque

He definitely would've been the president of Bolivia if he hadn't died in 1997 that's for sure.
Carlos Palenque was a man who was going to save the working class in Bolivia, but his heart said no and failed on him so he never got the chance to do so. RIP Carlos Palenque (28 June 1944 - 8 March 1997)
by UltimateDoge July 06, 2022
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Dear white people

A patronizing bastardization of words used by black SJW's to blame the white man for all their problems.
Black SJW: Dear white people, stop existing you evil colonizing neo nazis. Go take a shower!

White person: Dear black people, stop being racist and saying "black people can't be racist" to justify your own bigotry.
by UltimateDoge September 19, 2021
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