Definitions by UltimateDoge

Batlord 

What people erroneously refer to the Swedish Black Metal band Bathory as because the font used for their logo makes it look like it is called "Batlord"

Person 1: Nice Batlord shirt
Person 2: Thanks, but it is Bathory, nit Batlord
Person 1: Has an aneurysm

Batlord by UltimateDoge May 27, 2023

Guilty Of Being White 

A song by Minor Threat which sums up how white people feel today

Why should we be guilty of being white because of something that none of us alive in this world took part in?

Guilty Of Being White by UltimateDoge May 24, 2023

Charger 

Life support for electronics

My phone is currently at 1% and is on life support (charger)

Charger by UltimateDoge May 19, 2023

Dokken

Good Hair Metal Band. Better than Mötley Crüe in terms of technicality, but Mötley Crüe is still more fun to listen to.

The solo for Tooth And Nail by Dokken is sick

Dokken by UltimateDoge May 15, 2023

Friends 

I got none

I got no friends

Friends by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

Dave Mustang 

What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang

I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang

Dave Mustang by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

Ibanez 

Best guitar company

Did you know you can make your Ibanez guitar sound like a Fender and Les Paul?

Ibanez by UltimateDoge May 11, 2023