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Beans On Toast

Rover: I'm having beans on toast for breaky

Edgar: Oh that sounds oh so lovely
by UltimateDoge November 1, 2022
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Dire Straits

One of the bands that influenced me into playing guitar. I'm a metalhead and as much as I love heavy guitars, I have alot of time for soft, fast guitar riffs and solos.
Dire Straits is the tits
by UltimateDoge March 15, 2023
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Reject

What urban dictionary is going to do to this definition.
There is 100% chance that the urban dictionary will reject this definition.
by UltimateDoge July 30, 2021
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White people

Unlike what most shitheads on this site say. White people are individuals of European descent with lighter skin. Nothing more, nothing less. White people have been hated on for many years for something that no white people have participated in today such as colonialism in Africa and in the Americas, cheating Native Americans out of their own land, spreading smallpox and killing 90% of their population as they hadn't built immunity to the virus. Initially, Native Americans were going to be the slaves of Europeans, but because too many of them were dead, Europeans resorted to shipping West Africans to their colonies, so that they could produce, sugar, rice, alcohol and pick up cotton etc. Despite the sinister history of Europeans, this does not mean it is OK to bash Europeans. It's like bashing Arabs for the minority of terrorists and bashing Germans for the holocaust. Ironically, some Minorities complain about being oppressed, when they literally say racist shit to white people. Essentially those people should know better and should grow up and stop being ungrateful little shits as white people are doing the best they can to help fix race relations. Take BLM for example! Most who participate in the protests are white, it obviously exemplifies that most white people have a good heart and have no hate whatsoever in them.
White people are individuals with less melanin, that's all. Stop with the racist definitions.
by UltimateDoge June 13, 2021
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Ghoster

When you wipe your asshole after taking a shit and there's nothing.
Everytime I wipe my ass and it's a ghoster, it feels like I've done something right
by UltimateDoge January 16, 2025
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I Am One

See you, don't you want to? See you, I am one
by UltimateDoge October 12, 2022
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Fart

Stanky gas you pass from your ass or if you're a woman, it can come out of the vagina.
by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022
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