the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf
by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007
a reference to the male genitals as a lure for a mate, much like fishing lures are referred to as fishing tackle
by Ugly Dave September 07, 2007
a woman who wipes her butt from front to back, avoiding poopycooch and thereby being considered suitable for cunnilingus
Jason said his girlfriend was a poopycooch BTF and I told him to ditch that skank and get himself a FTB
by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007
a woman who wipes her butt from back-to-front resulting in poopycooch and is therefore unsuitable for cunnilingus
Jason tried to go down on his girlfriend, but it was too stinky. I told him that she was probably a BTF and that he needed to find a FTB.
by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007
Information, facts, or news about current events, political wranglings, cool new gadgets, or just about anything you can have a conversation about.
by Ugly Dave July 12, 2009
1. Any information that is gathered through research or from spy operations such as CIA or Police investigations.
2. Bullshit.
2. Bullshit.
George Bush: "I believe our best intellipoop suggests that Iraq may have weapons of mass destruction"
by Ugly Dave July 12, 2009
A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.
As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.
by Ugly Dave November 01, 2011