Definitions by Ugly Dave

Tweet 

A squeeky fart, usually the result of involuntarily passing gas while clenching one's buttocks to prevent a noisy escape of flatulance.

As we leaned in for our first kiss, I felt the pressure building inside me. I tried hard to hold it in, but accidentally released an embarrasing tweet.

Tweet by Ugly Dave November 1, 2011

infopoop 

Information, facts, or news about current events, political wranglings, cool new gadgets, or just about anything you can have a conversation about.

I went to Infopoop.com to get the latest infopoop on global warming.

infopoop by Ugly Dave July 12, 2009

intellipoop 

1. Any information that is gathered through research or from spy operations such as CIA or Police investigations.
2. Bullshit.

George Bush: "I believe our best intellipoop suggests that Iraq may have weapons of mass destruction"

intellipoop by Ugly Dave July 12, 2009

barley soda 

Replacement word for beer when in the presence of individuals who may be offended or negatively influenced by consumption of an alcoholic beverage

Dad's favorite drink is barley soda. It makes him fall down sometimes. I like root beer.

barley soda by Ugly Dave January 15, 2008

btf 

a woman who wipes her butt from back-to-front resulting in poopycooch and is therefore unsuitable for cunnilingus

Jason tried to go down on his girlfriend, but it was too stinky. I told him that she was probably a BTF and that he needed to find a FTB.

btf by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

ftb 

a woman who wipes her butt from front to back, avoiding poopycooch and thereby being considered suitable for cunnilingus

Jason said his girlfriend was a poopycooch BTF and I told him to ditch that skank and get himself a FTB

ftb by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007

poopycooch 

the state of having fecal matter in one's vagina as a result of wiping from back to front. Also see btf

My ex-wife had poopycooch that I just couldn't get close to.

poopycooch by Ugly Dave October 13, 2007