Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
A website that was really funny and interesting until about 2016-18, when it became a liberal echo tunnel.
I miss when Reddit was a funny website that wasn't dominated by liberals who apparently don't realize that threatening to kill the president is extremely illegal.
...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.
...Yes, even if he's not the president anymore.
Reddit by Ubeenbamboozledson July 7, 2021
Drider
A gigantic spider/human hybrid commonly found in horror-themed ASMRs that would make an arachnophobe unable to sleep for weeks. Can be either male or female, although females are much more common.
The drider is rarely seen in any media other than ASMRs. They are usually very sadistic and will tease/torture the listener, who will always be in their giant, human-sized web. However, this is not always the case.
Drider by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021
Ice For That Burn
An Internet catchphrase for when someone gets brutally roasted online. Basically the Internet equivalent of a mic drop.
Person A: "My cat's eyes look weird. What should I do?"
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
Ice For That Burn by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021
About That
What someone says when they're trying to hide something from a friend who may or may not murder them and/or burst into tears when said thing is discovered.
*Mark's dog, Damon, has gone missing*
*Mark's friend Terry finally finds Damon dead in the middle of the road, apparently ran over*
Mark: "It's been more than a week now, Terry. Have you found Damon yet?"
Terry: "Umm...about that..."
*Mark's friend Terry finally finds Damon dead in the middle of the road, apparently ran over*
Mark: "It's been more than a week now, Terry. Have you found Damon yet?"
Terry: "Umm...about that..."
About That by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2021
Weak
Actual: My grandma suffers from COPD and is very weak.
Slang: That joke was so good, I was absolutely weak for a solid five minutes
Slang: That joke was so good, I was absolutely weak for a solid five minutes
Weak by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2021
Furries
Human-animal hybrids that typically get a bad rap because of how cringe they are on Roblox.
Kitsunes (foxes), Nekos (cats), and Werewolves (self-explanatory) are the most popular.
Kitsunes (foxes), Nekos (cats), and Werewolves (self-explanatory) are the most popular.
Furries by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021