Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Ice For That Burn
An Internet catchphrase for when someone gets brutally roasted online. Basically the Internet equivalent of a mic drop.
Person A: "My cat's eyes look weird. What should I do?"
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
Person B: "Take him to the vet."
A: "Isn't there anything I can get for him?"
B: "Probably."
A: "Where would I find it?"
B: "At the vet."
A: "You aren't very helpful."
B: "Your cat probably feels the same way about you."
Person C: "Where's the medic? We need ice for that burn right now."
Ice For That Burn by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021
Beat It
1. Michael Jackson's signature song, especially after Weird Al made a parody of it
2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off
2. A polite way of telling someone to fuck off
Person 1: Your shirt is fugly.
Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!
Person 2: Well, so is your personality. No wonder you're still single. Now beat it!
Beat It by Ubeenbamboozledson July 6, 2021
About That
What someone says when they're trying to hide something from a friend who may or may not murder them and/or burst into tears when said thing is discovered.
*Mark's dog, Damon, has gone missing*
*Mark's friend Terry finally finds Damon dead in the middle of the road, apparently ran over*
Mark: "It's been more than a week now, Terry. Have you found Damon yet?"
Terry: "Umm...about that..."
*Mark's friend Terry finally finds Damon dead in the middle of the road, apparently ran over*
Mark: "It's been more than a week now, Terry. Have you found Damon yet?"
Terry: "Umm...about that..."
About That by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2021
Weak
Actual: My grandma suffers from COPD and is very weak.
Slang: That joke was so good, I was absolutely weak for a solid five minutes
Slang: That joke was so good, I was absolutely weak for a solid five minutes
Weak by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2021
Furries
Human-animal hybrids that typically get a bad rap because of how cringe they are on Roblox.
Kitsunes (foxes), Nekos (cats), and Werewolves (self-explanatory) are the most popular.
Kitsunes (foxes), Nekos (cats), and Werewolves (self-explanatory) are the most popular.
Furries by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021
Broad Side of a Barn
Broad Side of a Barn by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021
Murray Head
Murray Head (yes, that is his real name) is a one-hit-wonder British songwriter born on March 5, 1946. He is known for the legendary song "One Night in Bangkok," and absolutely nothing else.
Murray Head by Ubeenbamboozledson June 28, 2021